Bachelor's Degrees Puns

But I call B.S. on that

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He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

He really was the most qualified since he earned his Bachelor o farts degree.

I asked him, "How come?"

He said, "Well, duh. I was working on my bachelor's degree."

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters.

I was going for my bachelor’s degree.

You should get a bachelor's degree

She was telling me how her younger sister has a Bachelor's degree, and makes more money than she does with her Master's in Social Work. Her sister is a phone rep who sells colostomy bags and helps new patients learn to use them. My wife's theory was that her sister makes more for working in the city. To which I said "Maybe she makes more because she has a shitty job".