What do you call a rehydration drink with not just B1, B2, C, and D, but also A and E and F... and Z?
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A polish guy went to the optometrist to get his eyes checked. The doctor showed a slide and asked if he could read the letters "C Z W I X B O S T A C Z"
Polish man looked at the slide and excitedly exclaimed "Read it, I know the guy!"
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︎ Jan 20 2023
Why did Z beat A in the game of poker?
Because he made an alpha-bet.
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︎ Feb 25 2023
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. >
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."
The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"
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︎ Nov 19 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I started reading the dictionary from A to Z. People said its stupid and a waste of time.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
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︎ Jul 03 2021
Can the letter Z get a dog?
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︎ Oct 31 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Gen Z needs a new name
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Ive been reading this book called βThe A to Z of Northern Europeβ, but itβs taking me ages...
Not sure Iβll ever get to the Finish
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︎ Nov 06 2020
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes two episodes.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What do you call a quote from dragonballZ?
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︎ Sep 05 2014
Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, weβd have enough to make a tropical depression
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︎ Jul 22 2019
My friend insults me from A-Z
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︎ Apr 30 2019
[Dragonball Z] Do you know why Goku never knew how to drive a stick shift?
Because he preferred Instant Transmission.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Just read a great book, 'The A to Z of Tribute Bands'
I read it from cover to cover.
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︎ Apr 07 2015
I was called out to clear a ventilation blockage. Vents were labelled A-Z. Most of them were blocked, but in any E vent things worked out OK.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Does drinking bleach make me a clean eater? Because if so isja shan..z.?,.;;@
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︎ Dec 21 2018
What do you call a surfer Z?
A zebra (Z Brah) π€π½
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︎ Sep 05 2017
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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