Aying Puns

You would think that it’s R, but his first love will always be the C

Sea Kelp.

"woof" guy replies

You think it would be the R, but he’s really fond of the C.

(pause for everyone saying aRrrrrrr)

No, it be the C

Aye matie!

Looking back at it now, I see why.

Captain: *are

Text adaptation of this

I wish this was my joke.

The other vowel says, “Aye E! I owe you!”

You'd think it be the R, matey...

But it's the sea!

... that's just how I roll

His first love is the C.

“Aye, but that’s Madeira cake…”

It’s called the iEye patch

I pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel where his hat should be, hanging down covering part of his face. The bartender asked if he was hiding his face for a reason.

"Aye," the pirate said. "I have a bounty on me head."

Ye think it be Rrrrr, but me first true love was of the C.

And asks is that a doughnut or a meringue.?? The baker replies "Aye your right that's a doughnut"

The Air Force General says to the others, "I am proud to lead some of the bravest Airmen in the world. Watch this." He looks out the window and sees a passing Airman. "Hey, Airman!" he shouts, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. I want you to kill one for me!"

"Yes, sir!" the Airman shouts and runs off to get a long pole. Using the pole, he beats a rattlesnake to death and pulls it out. "See?" the Air Force General says, "bravery."

"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Marine General, "watch this. Hey, Marine!" he yells out the window at a passing Marine, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 2 of them for me!"

"Aye, sir!" yells the Marine and he charges in, grabbing 2 rattlesnakes and strangling them to death with his bare hands. "See?" the Marine General says, "bravery."

"Hah, that's nothing!" says the Army General, "watch this. Hey, Soldier!" he yells out the window at a passing Soldier, "see that shed? Inside is a nest of rattlesnakes. Kill 3 of them for me!"

"Fuck no, sir! I'm not doing that shit!" yells the Soldier. "See?" the Army General says, "bravery."

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

I said "aye"

Between you and me, something smells.

In the Cellary

Because a “b” comes after it!

You might think it's R, but his first love be the C.

(Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day)

Sun glasses

...the prices are unheard of!

Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

With an Aye for an Aye.

Two people that see aye to aye

Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize. The assayor at the dock, however, took one look at all of it and told him it was worthless. Dejected, the young man walked away from his ship, and vowed never again to travel in search of his fortune.

"Sad, is it not?" said a friend of the assayor as he watched the young man shuffle away. "Aye," replied the assayor, "yet another victim of the pyrites of the Caribbean."

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

Arrrrrrbys

"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"

While many believe that a pirate’s favorite letter is ”R”, His first love be the “C”

Aye matey!

Aye matey

Aye matey

Credit to my sister

Aye matey

“Aye, matey!”

Aye-matey

Aye matey!

You think it's R, but tis the C.

Aye Matey!

Most folks think it’s Arrrrrrrrr, but it’s the C they love.

Aye matey!