My favorite ax handle broke and I was very upset...

...but I got a new one and I think I handled it well.

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👤︎ u/washmo
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Honey, get the ax.
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📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did the lumberjack sit on his ax?

He wanted to hatchet.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax

That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks...

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📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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My lumberjack friend was irate because he had such dull tools to chop trees. So he went to his foreman.

He had an ax to grind.

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📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My GF leaves me notes around the apartment...

Today I found this one.

Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)

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👤︎ u/SLOBaron
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