Chopstick.
... foreign
A hummingbird.
Just to make me sound more photosynthesis
I told him ok, Iβd get him an X and a Y... my 12 year old cracked up, the 8 year old was confused. I still look at it as a win.
Plagiarism.
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! π
Absolutely nothing.
She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.
All that cleavage.
But Bill kept the Windows
Itβs a small price toupee
Plagiarism....
- Something you want to sit on
- Something you donβt want to sit on
The post office.
(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
I will find you. You have my Word.
Odd-io.
Until I fell in a printing press.
I told him yes, but itβll heel.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
Inflation
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
Because they drank the 't'
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
"No Dad, it was fuck."
An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.Β
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.Β
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
It was an axident
Plagiarism
Plagiarism.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
