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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
I love and hate this sub. Some gifted and articulate people post and comment here and I constantly learn or gain another perspective not only about this case, wrongful convictions but also about people and life in general. So I want to thank everyone here even those who disagree with me.
The last few days have had some topics about Steven Avery (duh) and also about domestic violence and also about allegations made in police reports that never resulted in criminal prosecution should be used as PROOF that Steven or any other person for that matter should be labeled guilty of those “offenses”.
I came across an exchange that actually broke it down quite simply why allegations do not by themselves prove anything happened (and this has been done before I am sure).
The Definition of allegation is;
“a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made WITHOUT proof.”
Legal definition of allegation:
“A claim of fact not yet proven to be TRUE. In a lawsuit, a party puts forth their allegations in a complaint, indictment or affirmative defense, and then uses EVIDENCE at trial to attempt to PROVE we their truth.
Or
n. “a statement of claimed fact contained in a complaint (a written pleading filed to begin a lawsuit), a criminal charge, or an affirmative defense (part of the written answer to a complaint). Until each statement is proved it is ONLY an allegation. Some allegations are made "on information and belief" if the person making the statement is not sure of a fact.”
Synonyms bd near synonyms for allegations examples are:
“accusation, plea charge, complaint, count, indictment, rap crimination counteraccusation, countercharge arraignment, impeachment implication, imputation, innuendo, insinuation, suggestion affirmation, assertion, asseveration, avouchment, avowal, claim, declaration, insistence, profession, protestation censure, condemnation, denunciation incrimination, recrimination”
Accusation is an interesting word isn’t it-
Definition:
“a charge or claim that someone has done something illegal or wrong.”
"accusations of bribery"
Anyone can make an allegation or accusation against another AT ANY TIME.
It’s what the INVESTIGATION into an allegation aka accusation finds that determines if the allegation/accusation factually occurred or not-right???
That’s the point of an investigation and then a trial.
Definition of Evidence:
“: a sign which shows that something exists or is true “
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... keep reading on reddit ➡He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
He’s the new temp.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
