Why couldn't Homer Simpson make guacamole?
Because he forgot the avoca-d'oh!
What is Homer Simpsonβs favourite fruit?
An Avoca-Dβoh!
Thought I had a winner, but my 5yo got the last word.
Son, in a silly voice: "I'd like another piece of matzah with cream cheese and a-vo-ca-TOE."
Me: I don't think avoca's have toes, ha ha ha.
Son: ....
Me: I was just joking around. It's really "a-vo-ca-DO."
Son: Avoca's don't have dough, either.
