At the auto show looking at the terrible new design on the Ram truck...

"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."

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My teacher dadjoked his spouse

"Last year, ok, so it's Valentine's weekend, right? Well I'm going to the Auto show the day before the 14th, and my wife she goes: "So Valentine's day is coming up. And you're going to that auto show, I would love for you to get me something that can go from 0 to 200 within seconds!

So I got her a bathroom scale."

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