The Amish have an auto-immune disease.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Now that Elon Musk has launched his Tesla Roadster into orbit, why is space soon going to be full of diseases?

Because it’s no longer auto immune.

(Told to my by my actual dad. The screenshot of his text got removed from /r/funny :( )

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Came home from seeing the doctor, and my dad got me.

Me: "They think they've ruled out cancer, and they're leaning towards it being an auto-immune disease."

Him: "Well, it sucks that you won't be able to drive anymore."

It took me a second to get it before the groans began.

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