A list of puns related to "Augustinian Nuns"
This post will attempt to explain the differences in how Filipinos and Indonesians see ethnicity and the nature of the two societies. A couple of years ago I did some posts on the Philippines and Indonesia like TL: DR Reasons for the failure of the Philippinesβs foreign policy,
The post will be organized as follows
Many, like Samuel Huntington's in his book Clash of Civilization (1996) label Indonesia as Islamic, and the Philippines as Western, but beyond these simple labels, people are left hanging. Little is done to describe the structure of the societies, how ethnic groups and religious minorities are organized. The four takeaways from this post are:
This post will be the beginning of a series of posts I will do about Indonesia and the Philippines. The purpose of this particular post is to provide a very rough framework for looking at ethnicity, culture, and religion in Indonesia and the Philippines. I won't get into the "why", that will be for subsequent posts.
I decided to do this post, because Indonesia's importance to the Philippines is understated, and its importance will increase markedly after Indonesia moves its
... keep reading on reddit β‘This is the continuation of the comments and explanations of the following post:
Regarding the premises:
C 1. God's wisdom strictly forbids coexisting with or alongside a creation in which everything that happens happens necessarily and without real alternatives.
C 2. God can never create anything else than that whose activity from the outset will always lead only to a very specific and certain outcome, necessarily and inevitably so, due to Efficient Causes (determinism) and/or Final Causes (teleologism), thus according to The Principle of Sufficient
We now come to the premises which, in my view, are the most crucial, even though the others are equally important in the deduction. First and foremost, we must refer to Schopenhauer.
For MainlΓ€nder speaks of Schopenhauer's "important writing" On the Freedom of the Will and says that it "is without question one of the most beautiful and profoundly thought out pieces ever written[.]"
[Schopenhauer in seiner wichtigen Schrift: βΓber die Freiheit des Willens", welche ohne Frage zum SchΓΆnsten und Tiefgedachtesten gehΓΆrt, was je geschrieben worden ist, (MainlΓ€nder, Philipp. Die Philosophie der ErlΓΆsung, Erster Band)]
MainlΓ€nder continues:
"In the cited excellent writing Schopenhauer proves irrefutably and incontrovertibly that the will, as an empirical character, is never free. Even if the matter was not new, he has the indisputable merit to have definitively settled the controversy about freedom and unfreedom of human actions for all rational people. Henceforth, the unfreedom of the will belongs to the few truths that philosophy has fought for until now." [In der angefΓΌhrten vortrefflichen Schrift beweist Schopenhauer unwiderleglich und unumstΓΆΓlich, dass der Wille, als empirischer Charakter, niemals frei ist. War die Sache auch nicht neu, so hat er doch das unbestreitbare Verdienst, die Kontroverse ΓΌber Freiheit und Unfreiheit menschlicher Handlungen fΓΌr alle VernΓΌnftigen definitiv abgetan zu haben. Die Unfreiheit des Willens gehΓΆrt fortan zu den wenigen Wahrheiten, die sich die Philosophie bis jetzt erkΓ€mpft hat.]
So, when reading MainlΓ€nder, one should also add said writing of Schopenhauer
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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