April 10 Puns

Here are 20 of the most popular dad jokes, which you can draw from in emergency situations where you quickly need a good dad joke:

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything.
2. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
   I lost my case.
3. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
   I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
4. Where are average things manufactured?
   The satisfactory.
5. What did one hat say to the other?
   You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
6. What do you call a magic dog?
   A labracadabrador.
7. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
   This tastes a little funny.
8. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
   In case she needed to draw blood.
9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
   It’s okay, he woke up.
10. Can February march?
    No, but April may.
11. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
    Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
12. What did the ocean say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved.
13. Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
    It could spell disaster.
14. When I was young there were only 25 letters in the Alphabet.
    Nobody knew why.
15. Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    Right where you left it.
16. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
    They don’t meet the koalafications.
17. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
    They each got six months.
18. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    Bison.
19. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.
20. What do you call a woman with one leg?
    Eileen.

NB: I curated these from a much longer list that was published by Reader's Digest, which is also why you see many of these appear regularly in this sub.

10/4

1.    Why do prisoners hate computers?
   

The escape key never works.

2.   How do trees get on the internet? 
   

They log in.

3.  Knock knock.
   

Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game

4. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.

5. Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.

6. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

7. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.

8. Can February March? No but April may.

9. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.

[Insert minion meme]

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da