Had an appendectomy yesterday

Uncle asked me if I would still have my table of contents and index.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggiegecko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor

Doc: β€œHave you had any surgeries?”

F2M: β€œYes. I had appendicitis.”

Doc: β€œAh. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”

F2M: β€œAddadicktome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaqdeezl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Friend's dad dropped this one today

"When you get your appendix taken out what is it called?"

"Appendectomy"

"When you get your tonsils taken out what is it called?"

"Tonsillectomy"

"When a woman gets a sex change what's it called?"

"What?"

"Addadicktome"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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