I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse
His son's middle name is robinson
my cousin's name is robin
his son is robin's son
I don't understand how you people do this, but shoutout to father's everywhere for being so apologetically cheesy.
(he's been a father for the past five years: this is his second child)