5 Hilarious Apologetics Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

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👤︎ u/casimir1978

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?

A Rastasorrian

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👤︎ u/kill3rkev360

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Whats the most apologetic seasoning?

Miso soy.

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👤︎ u/headpool182

📅︎ Mar 23 2014

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I once stole a thesaurus.. but...

I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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My cousin just had a son...

His son's middle name is robinson

my cousin's name is robin

his son is robin's son

robinson

I don't understand how you people do this, but shoutout to father's everywhere for being so apologetically cheesy.

(he's been a father for the past five years: this is his second child)

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👤︎ u/Vkca

📅︎ Dec 28 2013

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