True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/casimir1978
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call an apologetic Jamaican?

A Rastasorrian

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kill3rkev360
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Whats the most apologetic seasoning?

Miso soy.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/headpool182
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I once stole a thesaurus.. but...

I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse

๐Ÿ‘︎ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My cousin just had a son...

His son's middle name is robinson

my cousin's name is robin

his son is robin's son

robinson

I don't understand how you people do this, but shoutout to father's everywhere for being so apologetically cheesy.

(he's been a father for the past five years: this is his second child)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vkca
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.