Apathetically Puns

A list of puns related to "Apathetically"

Why do students prefer apathetic teachers?

They don't give an F.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ May 20 2022
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Virgins are so apathetic, they literally don't give any fucks.

And they don't take any from anyone either.

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👤︎ u/stp5917
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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What do you call someone who is ignorant and apathetic?

I don't know, and I don't care...

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👤︎ u/herbschmoaka
📅︎ Sep 21 2021
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Did you hear about the apathetic chicken?

It didn’t give a cluck

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👤︎ u/Pookells
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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People say I’m too apathetic.

But I don’t care.

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👤︎ u/jeremyclarksons
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Why do apathetic people make bad lawyers?

Because their objections are unsustainable.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Oct 21 2021
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Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables

Some days, I just don’t carrot all

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👤︎ u/NotMetheThree
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?

It didn't carrot all.

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👤︎ u/bouldasaur
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.

I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.

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👤︎ u/augabol
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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They used to call me Mr Apathetic

But I didn’t care

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I may seem apathetic towards opthalmologists

But eye care

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👤︎ u/NawazJK
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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I told my son to be less apathetic

He didn't even care

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👤︎ u/Aqw0rd
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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What did the apathetic rabbit say to the hare

I don’t carrot all.

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👤︎ u/Obamafaps
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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a group of apathetic people got in a fistfight

it was quite a mehlee

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ
📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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What did the apathetic sheep say?

Mehh

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👤︎ u/S2_Statutes
📅︎ Dec 28 2014
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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👤︎ u/gaspode
📅︎ Dec 01 2017
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What do you call an apathetic carrot?

I don’t carrot.

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👤︎ u/ormond_villain
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I tried out apathy once

Didn't care for it

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👤︎ u/fatherramon
📅︎ Jan 20 2015
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