Antonymous Puns

A list of puns related to "Antonymous"

Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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👤︎ u/tidduu
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What's the antonym to tomato?

frommafrom

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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So I was shopping for cheap antonyms

But they were all expensive

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👤︎ u/Bagelmeat
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms

Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"

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👤︎ u/fortisrufus
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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What does the antonym see when he opens his dresser drawer?

Clothes.

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👤︎ u/CherchezLV
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch?

Antonym toast crunch

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👤︎ u/Dark_Devin
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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