This thread is to follow the election results as it happens.
Please consolidate all your discussions in this thread. Pre-count, while-count, post-count, everything counts.
I will try to update the tables as frequently as I can.
Results at https://results.eci.gov.in/Result2021/statewiseS111.htm.
Link to the post-poll thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/Kerala/comments/n36zlz/megathread_ldf_wins_a_second_term_by_a_landslide/
Seat Count
(As of 16:30)
| LDF | UDF | NDA | Others |
|---|---|---|---|
| 99 | 41 | 0 | 0 |
Constituency Breakdown
(As of 00:00)
| # | Name | Won/Lead | LDF | Votes | UDF | Votes | NDA/Others | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kasaragod | ||||||||
| 1 | Manjeshwaram | UDF | V. V. Rameshan | A. K. M. Ashraf | K. Surendran | |||
| 2 | Kasaragod | UDF | M. A. Latheef | N. A. Nellikkunnu | K. Sreekanth | |||
| 3 | Udma | LDF | C. H. Kunhambu | Periya Balakrishnan | A. Velayudhan | |||
| 4 | Kanhangad | LDF | E. Chandrasekharan | P. V. Suresh | M. Balraj | |||
| 5 | Thrikaripur | LDF | M. Rajagopal | M. P. Joseph | T. V. Shibin | |||
| Kannur | ||||||||
| 6 | Payyanur | LDF | T. I. Madhusoodhanan | M. Pradeep Kumar | K. K. Sreedharan | |||
| 7 | Kalliasseri | LDF | M. Vijin | Brijesh Kumar | Arun Kaithapram | |||
| 8 | Taliparamba | LDF | M. V. Govindan | Abdul Rasheed V. P. | Gangadharan A. P. | |||
| 9 | Irikkur | UDF | Saji Kuttiyanimattom | Sajeev Joseph | Aniyamma Rajendran | |||
| 10 | Azhikode | LDF | K. V. Sumesh | K. M. Shaji | K. Ranjith | |||
| 11 | Kannur | LDF | Kadannappalli Ramachandran | Satheeshan Pacheni | Archana Vandichal | |||
| 12 | Dharmadom | LDF | Pinarayi Vijayan | C. Raghunath | C. K. Padmanabhan | |||
| 13 | Thalassery | LDF | A. N. Shamseer | M. P. Aravindakshan | C.O.T. Nazeer | |||
| 14 | Kuthuparamba | LDF | K. P. Mohanan | P. K. Abdulla | C. Sadanandan Master | |||
| 15 | Mattanur | LDF | K. K. Shailaja | Illikkal Agasthy | Biju Elakkuzhi | |||
| 16 | Peravoor | UDF | Sakeer Hussain | Sunny Joseph | Smitha Jayamohan | |||
| Wayanad | ||||||||
| 17 | Mananthavady | LDF | O. R. Kelu | P. K. Jayalakshmi | Mukundan Palliyara | |||
| 18 | Sulthan Bathery | UDF | M. S. Viswanathan | I. C. Balakrishnan | C. K. Janu | |||
| 19 | Kalpetta | UDF | M. V. Shreyams Kumar | T. Siddique | T. M. Subeesh | |||
| Kozhikode | ||||||||
| 20 | Vatakara | UDF | Manayath Chandran | K. K. Rema | M. Rajesh Kumar | |||
| 21 | Kuttiady | UDF | K. P. Kunhahammed Kutty | Parakkal Abdulla | P. P. Murali | |||
| 22 | Nadapuram | LDF | E. K. Vijayan | K.Praveen Kumar | M. P. Rajan | |||
| 23 | Koyilandy | LDF | Kanathil Jameela | N. Subramanian | N. P. Rad |
Do your worst!
Other candidates include Saniya Iyappan, Esther Anil, Anarkali Marikkar, Kalyani Priyadarshan, Samyuktha Menon, Niranjana Anoop, Noorin Shreef, Priya Varrier, Kani Kusruti, Anju Kurian, Anupama Parameshwaran, Surabhi Laxmi, Parvathy Nambiar, and Santhy Balachandran.
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Buenosdillas
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
