23/01/2013
The movies involves a lot of social commentary. It shows the so called modern sexually liberated Indian woman. It encapsulates many expressions of sexuality (or lack of ) that we come across - childhood love(pure and innocent), one night stands, flings, celibacy . It is a frank exposition of the sexual psyche of men and women.
7/10- the usp is the very in your face kind of story telling that is not blunt. The movie is to the point.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Hi All,
I have tried to share all the possible details that have been asked previously and some more. All the details below are based on what I could afford and my personal views/preferences, it may change as per your own state of affairs. In case, there are any more specifics you need, please let me know in the comments.
Travel Period: February'21
Bike: KTM 390 Duke
Distance: 1350 kilometres on one side, 2700 kilometres in total.
Bike Accessories: Zana Tail Rack, Rynox Tank Bag, Quechua backpack with Rain Cover, Mobile holder for Maps (You can get saddlebags too) (Get an Air Seat and/or Anti Monkey Butt Powder)
Riding Gear: Solace Jacket (With Rain Liner), Btwin Gloves, Sports Shoes, Studds Helmet (Get kneepads and riding gloves/shoes if your budget permits)
First Aid: Paracetamol, Move Spray, Vicks, BandAid, Betadine ointment & Bandages.
Clothes: Take light clothing, the southern side doesn't get too cold. T-shirts, Capri, Lowers should do the trick.
Preparation:
- Frequent rides on my bike. Start from 50kms to up to 200kms in a day. Try to go on with accessories to test them out too.
- Get your bike serviced before the trip. Check the engine oil, air filters, brake pads, tyres, lights, etc.
- Download songs to keep you entertained on the go. Internet may not work everywhere. Download the maps too.
Top Tips:
- Eat a little lesser than usual. This ensures that the opportunity for a bad stomach gets negated
- Take a break of 5-10 mins after every 60-80 km (1-1.5 hours) and do some stretching.
- Drink enough fluids, preferably coconut water. This will help in negating fatigue and also ensures that you stop and take the loo breaks.
- Road trips are not about going fast, so ensure that there is a steady but manageable speed. There are opportunities on the route where you can test the top speed of your vehicle, so do not rush or race.
- Do not let the fuel go down to less than 30% before refuelling. Just a precaution.
- Do not give a lift to anyone, WHATSOEVER
- Calculate the approximate expense for the day and keep that as cash on you
- If feeling tired, please stop and take a rest. It is your life and your trip, no one is gonna judge you.
- Book your destination Hotel/AIRBNB/Guesthouse/Lodge/Hostel in advance, if possible.
- During COVID, refrain from traveling unless absolutely necessary
Route: https://goo.gl/maps/CzRTXPucCnrd1Zq28
Trip Day 1:
... keep reading on reddit ➡Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
