So my grandfather got a pair of pants tailor made, I asked him how they were, he said "They're like a poorly built mansion." "Why's that?"

“No ballroom.”

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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

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What do you call it when two mining companies merge?

A COALition.

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