I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
... foreign
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."
Sat down to watch arrival with my wife...
She asks "Is this one of those alien movies?"
To which I answer: "No, it was made by humans."
