Finally started working out again and this is what my dad thinks
I found what I suspect is a long-running dad joke in a drawer at my work. It's a quarter pounder. imgur.com/go2fngq
My grandpa dadjoked me and it was fabulous.
My aunt went to ask my elderly, hard-of-hearing, great aunt if she was allergic to peanuts. So, she walks over and says, "Hello, Aggie. Do you have trouble with nuts?"
This is where my grandpa dad joked us all. Without missing a beat, he goes, "I don't know about her, but I sure do."
Elks Do It
My father-in-law tends to tell jokes in the first person. So, not "Hey, did you hear the one about the Aggie..." but "I was talking to my buddy Joe who is an Aggie...." This means you never quite know when the joke is coming.
Today: "I was talking to my buddy, and I mentioned: 'Did you know elks have intercourse 15 times a day?'" He said, "Oh shit, I just went out and joined the Knights of Columbus!"
