Aetolian League Puns

More importantly, how did they function politically, socially and militarily in regards to various cities that formed the subject members of the leagues?

Hi, I'll be calming the Aetolian League. Have a good day.

The Aetolian and Achaean Leagues held prominent positions of power in Hellenistic Greece. Why did the cities/peoples of these areas feel the need to “federalize” into larger alliance structures? What function did they serve? How was each league structured, and how did these structures differ?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Disclaimer: This is my opinion only

So as Carthage you have good enough allies, you have Massylii in Africa (but I wont count on them), you have the Eastern Europe front will fight against Rome and the Aetolian League pretty well, it will be better if you supply them with money. While the Ibero side you have to personally deal with, so you have to fight 3 fronts, the Ibero Front with Turdetani, the African front, just defend against the Cyrene and conquer Masaesyli as fast as possible, start with the city of Dimmidi. The other front is what I want to call as the Syracuse front, protect Syracuse as much as possible, this is your main priority after conquering Masaesyli and possibly the Cyrene Kingdom, but make sure Syracuse survives. After dealing with Africa, go to the Iberian Peninsula and attack Lusitani, maybe Rome joined in the Ibero Front in this time so you have to get it together and try to defend Turdetani. If you cant defend Turdetani, then you should have Lusitani by that point. Leave the Cessetani for now, since they are not the main threat, your main threat is Rome, the Eastern front must still be intact, if it is but Rome is winning then have units near Syracuse, Syracuse will be your major drop point and where the naval fight against Rome mostly goes. So Turdetani is no more. Supply and Support the Eastern Front if possible help Macedonia destroy the Aetolian League, after that supply Illyria and just dont use money for 3 turns. Then buy units especially make them naval warships. After 4 turns of preparation (ofcourse you have to defend Syracuse while doing that), attack and naval land in Caralis and Neapolis) try attacking and siege those cities and if it is successful (use destroy as well) then you have Caralis and Neapolis, then defend Neapolis and have units land on Aleria, which should be defended by the Romans. So prepare for the invasion of Aleria and Brundisium, the invasion of Aleria should be small scale because you have to go back to the Ibero front. Your main invasion should be with Cessetani and Massalia, you dont have allies because Turdetani is no more. After many turns I believe, you must have defeated the Western allies of Rome, while Rome is in the East dominating, I think this is where Illyria is no more. Make sure you dont lose Syracuse or else it will be hard. Then later your main enemy is Rome and so from Brundisium, you must invade Dyrrachium (if it is already invaded then it will save turns) then you have to conquer

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

It was about a weak back.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

Bob