A Pillar Puns

A list of puns related to "A Pillar"

The Green New Deal now has Dadjokes as a major pillar

We are the foremost experts in recycling!

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👤︎ u/qmechan
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today
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👤︎ u/Syxrious
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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Interviewer: So you're the guy who invented pillars?

Guy: Yep. Interviewer: Pillar is kind of a strange name, why go with that? Guy: I didn't know what else to call 'em.

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👤︎ u/WaSpoCrew
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What is the temple of insects standing on?

Cater-pillars.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call an insect that likes to grab falling columns?

A caught-a-pillar!

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👤︎ u/Viraljester
📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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I accidentally became my dad the other night.

I was on the couch with my computer and was planning on eventually sleeping on that couch.

Dad: (in fake country accent) Well, don't be usin' that computer as a piller! (pillow)
Me: Ya mean, a pillar... to stay up?

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👤︎ u/MossyMemory
📅︎ May 29 2015
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Walking with my dad

My dad and I were waiting in line and there was a pillar in the middle of the line. I asked my dad why there was a pillar in the middle of the line. He said "it probably has something to do with holding up the building."

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👤︎ u/Smejme
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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