I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.
Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in
I believe in a cosmic force...
I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
How do you force Nintendo fans into a bus?
If Apple ever created a police force....
Would it be called the Apple Corps?
"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"
Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."
Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"
What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
What is it called when a group of US special forces go out for the night?
How do you organize a space force?
What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose family forces them to have a big wedding?
What do you call a rapper that shuts doors with a lot of force?
You can't force a meme...
...unless it is a starwars meme. They are always a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
A Whale's driving force is 100 percent concentrated power of krill
If you expect me to force you to stay on top of a ladder you’ll always be disappointed
I’ll let you down every time
What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?
What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?
No one should be surprised that President Trump wants to make a Space Force
He's told us all along that he wants to protect the U.S from illegal aliens
Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
Why does America need a hair force?
So, at the dinner table someone asked why we need a space force.
My son just grinned and said to stop the illegal aliens.
I have never been so proud.
Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation…
I can’t put it down.
-Darth Vader
What do you call a Russian special forces soldier with a low IQ?
I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...
So I could thank him for his Surface.
When I was a baby, my dad used to try to force feed me every morning.
My mom used to say “Use the fricking spoon! You aren’t a Jedi.”
Air Force dad joke: Why did the E-4 with a line number go to the hospital?
What did they say to force the city's leader to take a vacation?
This mayor may not work...
What is a drag force's favourite film?
What law forces a married couple to stay together?
What is the minimal force required to defend a graveyard?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
