I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
I used to be a Flat Earther.
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
I gave a flat battery away today.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
My car got a flat while I was driving today...
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
Her bio said that she was a flat earther
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
What do you call a flat earth rap?
Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?
Or do they just plane ignore others?
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther
The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.
You could say I went over the edge.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
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