What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosh83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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For when you need to camp in a hurry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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You can't run at a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD

They call it a concentration camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.

The lady asked "have you read Marx?"

"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.

His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spsheridan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?

A four de lease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp

Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A storm came in as we are on the camp site

It was in tents.

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My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked β€œreally?”. To which he replied:

β€œI shit, you knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?

They build a ten-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoopaTroopa43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..

Because the wood is naughty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.

I heard every symphony has a first chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. β€œYO SEND ME TEA.!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army camp?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATrollNamedRod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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Went to a local fish camp and the server wrote this on our to go box
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestrawthatstirs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Walking by a camp site, I realized we were no longer thinking of the present because suddenly we were talking in

past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I worked at a summer camp once. My dad dropped me off on cultural day.

I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."

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While my friend was trying to start a camp-fire, I asked her...

"Did you bring your Kindle?"

No, why?

"It might help you with kindling the fire. Maybe you could use Tinder on your phone instead, it might give you a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorsOnBikes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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Sea World just started a program where you get to camp with dolphins.

They say it's safe for all in tents and porpoises.

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You can only ran through a camp site...

since it is past tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/komanation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.

Because it's past tents

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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You can't run through a camp site...

You can only ran, cause it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because its past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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You can't run through a camp ground, you can only ran because it's past tents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strat1515
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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You can't run in a camp ground. Only ran.

Becuase it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/action_jim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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You can't run thru a camp ground...

You can only ran, because it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hj91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.

Because it's always passed tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adoniram1733
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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