What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
For when you need to camp in a hurry
You can't run at a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.
The lady asked "have you read Marx?"
"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?
Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked “really?”. To which he replied:
What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?
I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.
I heard every symphony has a first chair.
There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army camp?
Went to a local fish camp and the server wrote this on our to go box
Walking by a camp site, I realized we were no longer thinking of the present because suddenly we were talking in
I worked at a summer camp once. My dad dropped me off on cultural day.
I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."
While my friend was trying to start a camp-fire, I asked her...
"Did you bring your Kindle?"
No, why?
"It might help you with kindling the fire. Maybe you could use Tinder on your phone instead, it might give you a match."
Sea World just started a program where you get to camp with dolphins.
They say it's safe for all in tents and porpoises.
You can only ran through a camp site...
since it is past tents...
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.
You can't run through a camp site...
You can only ran, cause it's past tents
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because its past tents.
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents
You can't run through a camp ground, you can only ran because it's past tents.
There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall
The police are looking into it.
You can't run in a camp ground. Only ran.
You can't run thru a camp ground...
You can only ran, because it's past tents
You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.
Because it's always passed tents.
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