A+ Certification Puns

A list of puns related to "A+ Certification"

What kind of certification does a polygraph test examiner need?

A lie-cense.

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👤︎ u/Bruh-Nanaz
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I identify as a man, my birth certificate says I’m a man, everybody I know says I’m a man...

and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.

I guess she's a certified freak.

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👤︎ u/Derpvboii
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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me: “uh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”

dad: “we couldn’t remember the mail mans name"

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👤︎ u/ObviouslyAwesomee
📅︎ May 25 2019
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My grandad on a framed certificate I got recently

As I hand it to my nan,

Nan: oh its mounted!

Grandad: I see no horse?

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👤︎ u/AutisticDyslexic
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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I asked my Dad to fill out a form for a new birth certificate

He goes to fill out my birth date "5th of the 4th ... 1889!"

Me: What? Wouldn't that make me ... 125?

Dad: You look really good for 125!

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👤︎ u/spambat
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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