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She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..." r>Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

Mine are Auburn (fav team), Nebraska, Georgia Tech, Azirona State, and Baylor.

I was living in Apex, NC around 2010 (the stake famous for Bednar's "don't stand up before me" incident, memorialized here: https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/dont-stand-up-before-me)

Our stake president knew that any kind of sports watching or participating on the sabbath is of the devil, in spite of the church enjoying considerable good press for its LDS NFL football players. This year, the stake president decided to have a "wheats and the tares" moment by scheduling a stake priesthood meeting on Super Bowl Sunday. Now, many faithful LDS families watch the Super Bowl together as a family, supplying special treats and enjoying the sometimes mildly entertaining commercials, mine included. But this stake president was sure that by scheduling a stake priesthood meeting for the Aaronic & Melchizedek priesthood members, there could be an even better bonding moment... that just so happened to be incredibly boring and left out the women and children.

Now, I don't know how well attended the meeting was, I was at home with my family eating treats and watching the game. I asked around, and no one else knew how it went either, they were all at home too. But the stake president never tried it again, so I'm inclined to believe only the absolute
sycophants and stake leaders who would've definitely gotten rebuked for missing showed up.

I’m a woman who has committed to being CF; however, most of my friends have children (I’m at the age now where people have 2 or more).

Some old friends I’ve had to mute on social media occasionally because the mommy posts are nauseating, most of the other moms are okay (pretty balanced in posts). I enjoy congratulating friends on pregnancies or baby milestones. . .what I do find problematic:

“My life finally has meaning now”

“I’m so so so so amazing because I make breast milk”

“I’m the MOST selfless person ever because I only think about my kids”

Or really the title of this post “I’m a mom, what’s your super power?” Lol which none of my own friends have posted (lol we’d be done if they did) but I’ve seen this those mommy accounts countless times, and t-shirts, and mugs. . .

LIKE WHAT? Getting pregnant and having offspring is a basic biological function — Like why must one go SO FAR in trying to validate their own life choices? (Added later since someone thought I was mean — it’s the raising of good children that makes you different).

Anyway, I’m hoping to be entertained by some sarcastic responses and be happy for meaningful responses :) Hit the comments ladies!!!!

**later edit:

1. I love reading all these amazing things you all do and super cool hobbies! Keep pursuing these areas that interest and challenge you! 👏🏾👏🏾
2. I for some reason get personally offended when someone thinks my post is mean 😅 maybe i need to get over that? I love kids (educator) and I don’t have anything against motherhood — I am happy for people to pursue the life that makes them happy! I am commenting on the problematic culture of “being a mother is the best way to meaning and love” — it’s detrimental to moms who are struggling and feel they have to act happy all the time, it’s hurtful to women struggling with infertility, and it’s excluding CF women.
3. Okay that’s all!

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bite - You get to choose which finger is bitten off. The chimp will bite off the finger but do no further harm.

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Really excited for season 2 Episode 2 of I Hate Your Deck. We have Playing with Power’s Higher joining us on this episode w/ Skylar Funk and Janel SantaCruz slinging spicy spells & having fun with our host (me) Lynch watch it here now!

New episode: https://youtu.be/GvI95PQGfoo

Very excited for season 2 of IHYD. We put a lot of work into this. Lots of your feedback was heard. We reshoot the intros and outros. We are bringing back some of your fan favorite guests. But also bringing bsbk new fresh faces like this episode to help shine a light on some other badass as big players that deserve to be seen!!!

As always I love hearing what you all think of the show. What you want to see, what you like, what you think we could work on to do better. I always appreciate the feedback. Let’s all have fun slinging spells!!!

I'm trying to see how much people pay for electricity. SDGE is definitely price gouging its customers and I want to hear from my fellow San Diego citizens.

Thanks in advance!

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29/30 rankers reporting this week. /R/NBA's Power Rankings are published every two weeks which is a bit different from most rankings. Other than that we rank the teams the same way as our competition. If write ups are left blank the team rep decided not to submit. We encourage any user to fill in the blanks in the comment section.

I just remembered a time I tried to use my priesthood power as a deacon to win a million dollars. This was when McDonald's did that monopoly themed rewards program a few years back, and which prize you got, depended on which color you got and one was for a million dollars. Anyway, I remembered calling upon the power of God to help us win a million dollars. I remembered saying, "God, it's of course your decision, but I invoke my power of the Aaronic Priesthood so that we will win the million dollar prize." Sufficeth to say, we didn't get it. So what stupid, ridiculous things did you guys use your "priesthood power" on?

Mine is T-51b and T-45d, both are really nice suits and they just fit in my opinion.

Seriously, gush about your favorite bands. I wanna hear some positivity only. Four is the number.

[Edit]: Fuck I need to go to sleep and there are still so many comments, new task - find uncommented comments in this thread and spread cheer and positivity, bond over similar favorite albums, songs, bands and just be fucking Powerful, okay?

Colombia actually got recolonized by Spain in 1816 after we had stablished an independent "junta de gobierno" in 1810 and expelled the spanish viceroy in 1811.

Right after expelling the viceroy the criollos trying to build a new government started fighting among themselves which led to a civil war that would weaken the newly formed republic and make it easier for the spanish to reconquer us, this period of our history is known as "la patria boba" (the foolish fatherland).

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"