Two butts are walking down the street and one farts

- "You took words right out of my mouth" says the other

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👤︎ u/ricerly
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Got my son last night

Son: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Me: Well, why can I still hear them?

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👤︎ u/lagerdalek
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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