After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?" I said, "Yes. Steve." She giggled, "Awww! That's a lovely name!" I replied, "Thanks."
"But what do you think we should call the baby?"
π︎ 12k
π
︎ Mar 18 2022
Have you heard that food scientists are trying to create something between baby carrots and fully mature ones?
They're calling it Project Beta-Carrot-Teen.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jul 18 2022
What do you name a baby when you're in debt?
π︎ 8
π
︎ May 30 2022
What do you call a baby pepper stuck in cold weather?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jun 15 2022
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jun 08 2022
What do you call a baby kangaroo that sleeps all day?
π︎ 31
π
︎ Apr 13 2022
What do you call a Russian baby who has only learned to say "yes"?
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 10 2022
What do you call a baby potato?
π︎ 12
π
︎ Mar 29 2022
What do you call a Chinese baby born too soon
π︎ 5
π
︎ Mar 03 2022
What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?
π︎ 57
π
︎ Feb 16 2022
How do you handle a redheaded baby?
π︎ 170
π
︎ Dec 19 2021
What do you call a baby deer dressing up on Halloween?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Feb 13 2022
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Mar 17 2022
What do you call baby snowmen?
π︎ 82
π
︎ Dec 15 2021
What do you call a baby who's born in the aeroplane?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 21 2022
What do you call a baby owl that just had a bath?
π︎ 21
π
︎ Jan 27 2022
Did you know that Forrest Gump was not a Millennial or a Baby Boomer....
He was actually from Gen - A
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jan 11 2022
What do you call a Chinese baby that was born too early?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 03 2022
Playing minecraft with my son and this one just came to me: What do you call a baby axolotl?
π︎ 414
π
︎ Sep 07 2021
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
π︎ 34
π
︎ Oct 20 2021
What do you name a baby girl who was born into a crooked apartment?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Feb 01 2022
Have you heard about the Baby Jesus phone plan?
It has immaculate reception.
π︎ 45
π
︎ Oct 08 2021
You wanna know why I can't trust baby chickens?
...because their talk is cheep .
π︎ 28
π
︎ Nov 26 2021
Why can't you bring baby seals to the bar?
They won't go anywhere near the Canadian Club
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jan 15 2022
How do you stop a baby astronaut from crying?
π︎ 95
π
︎ Sep 19 2021
What do you call a baby zombie?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Dec 30 2021
What do you call a baby that is two-thirds frozen in ice?
π︎ 43
π
︎ Aug 11 2021
Did you hear about the fugitives who could only find a livestock pen full of baby sheep to hide in?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Dec 06 2021
You've probably heard about baby bears being called bear cubs, but do you know what they call bear embryos?
π︎ 130
π
︎ Jul 02 2021
How would you call a really small baby?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 15 2021
Q. What do you call a baby in full suit armour?
π︎ 14
π
︎ Nov 16 2021
The wife asked "Baby, would you like anything in your tea?"
π︎ 19
π
︎ Oct 25 2021
Oh youβre a 90βs baby and feeling a little sad?
Those arenβt depression symptoms. Those are blues clues.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 23 2021
What do you call a baby canine made out of wood?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Sep 06 2021
What do you call a baby politician?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Sep 10 2021
How do you make a baby
You take some white baby batter and an egg, mix them good enough and leave it in the oven for 9 months
π︎ 2
π
︎ Sep 06 2021
Do you know the joke about the baby?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Aug 01 2021
After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?" Beaming with pride, I responded, "Yes. Steve!" She giggled, "Awww! That's a lovely name!" I replied, "Thanks!"
"But what do you think we should call the baby?"
π︎ 31
π
︎ Dec 27 2021
How do you stop an astronaut baby from crying?
π︎ 18
π
︎ Aug 30 2021
How do you make a baby astronaut stop crying ?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Sep 27 2021
How do you stop a baby astronaut from crying?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 23 2021
Did you know that I was a baby once?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Oct 13 2021
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
