I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".

" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.

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👤︎ u/Magnusfeli
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It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because.....

At the end of the day it's evening

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
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I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you

This D because you deserve it

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