A list of puns related to "Yo Yogi!"
Namaste yogis ๐๐ผ I'm 22 yo and I've been doing yoga for 9 months now. I've never tried doing headstand and other difficult yoga poses but I really like to try. Do you guys think it would be possible or I should've started at a younger age? If yes, any advice?
The product:
A button that sits on a table at a restaurant when a customer wants service they press the button and the wait staff is notified that the customer needs service.
It improves customer service resulting in an increase revenue, creates a more efficient wait staff, and solves the problem of wait staff either hovering over a table invading the customers privacy and or not being there when needed.
Most restaurants would see a positive net return on investment within 60-90 days
What motivated me, I spent years in Korea and we had those buttons everywhere. Korean BBQ, Outback Steak House, 5 star Italian restaurants, Seafood, etc it was brilliant waiters only came to my table when I needed them. When I moved to the states I found myself frustrated because wait staff would either pester me to bit about if I needed anything extra cause they where concerned about getting a tip OR wouldn't be there when I needed them.
I've been working out the idea now for about 2 months now, In that time I've also talked to about 9 restaurant owners. 4 of said they would be very interested in bringing in a sample, 3 said they thought it would make their wait staff lazy and would never consider it. 2 of them I think where too intoxicated to properly understand the pitch.
Plans:
Now I have questions:
What about import duties and customs? I've been trying to put together a price model that works for me. For those of you who have imported products what countries like Thailand/China/Vietnam/etc what lessons have you learned?
Also how hell do I price my stuff? I don't want to price myself out of the market at the same time I want to maintain healthy margins.
With the current price model I have a 30 seat restaurant would cost me about $700~ in product/with $150 reserved for customs/import duties/shipping. With a installed price to the customer of $1,200 that is a margin of
Is that enough margin? Or do you think maybe charging more $1,500~$2,000 for a 30 seat install would be appropriate.
Also what about requiring a deposit pre-install? Their is going be lead time of about 3-4 weeks between signing of the contract and the install date. I've been deb
... keep reading on reddit โก"Yo Yogi!" is an American animated series. It first aired in 1991 on NBC on Saturday morning. To date, it is the last television series to feature (or star) Yogi Bear.
Yo Yogi! featured episodes, or parts of episodes, in 3D, with Kellogg's Rice Krispies offering 3D glasses. Generally, the 3D scenes were chase scenes of the variety made famous by Hanna-Barbera in the Scooby-Doo series. At the beginning of these 3D sequences, Yogi would spin his hat atop his head, as a cue to viewers to don their 3D glasses. The show did not do well in the ratings, and was cancelled in the summer of 1992 (July 25) in order for NBC to reformat its Saturday morning schedule to young audiences and to launch the Saturday edition of The Today Show, since at this point, NBC was making budget cuts to their 1991 Saturday morning lineup due to the popularity of Saved by the Bell. It last aired in syndication as part of The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera.
Modern voice actors played the voices of certain characters not only because some of them are teenagers, but due to the deaths of Daws Butler, Mel Blanc, and Paul Frees before this series began.
Since Xbox Fitness is going away, I am experimenting with h alternatives. Someone on here recommended The Ultimate Yogi to me, I bought the DVD and today was the first day I tried it.
First impressions:
Of course, there are the obvious differences such as Yo:30 is on Kinnect and thus there is feedback on posture whereas The Ultimate Yogi is just regular DVDs.
Yo: 30 each session is about 30 minutes, whereas most sessions of Ultimate Yogi are about an hour. There are only five Yo:30 sessions, whereas the Ultimate Yogi is 12 DVDs.
I love Yo:30, and I really hope that Jake Feree will produce something to be available after Xbox Fitness goes away. But I found that I enjoyed The Ultimate Yogi as well. The two trainers have a different style. Yo:30 is better explanations for beginners, Ultimate Yogi kind of assumes one already knows what upward facing dog etc is. Yo:30 offers easier modifications and one of the people on screen demos them, while Ultimate Yogi sometimes mentions modifications briefly, everyone on screen seems to be doing full poses, however since it is a DVD and not Kinnect, I can make my own modifications based on what I know from Yo:30, and I do not have any fitness points to loose. The Ultimate Yogi is like being in a yoga class with large number of people, whereas yo:30 just shows three people on screen. I like that both programs have different days with different focus like flow or strength.
Overall I recommend The Ultimate Yogi to anyone who is wondering what to do once Yo:30 goes away or anyone who just wants to expand beyond yo:30 for more variety of yoga experience. It takes some adjusting because of the trainers different styles and the sheer time commitment, but I think it is worth it.
Bloblow by Linda Crunch featuring Blobley Cooper plays.
โ:peekblob:.โ Linda Crunch peeks into the Twerkroom, sensually of course, before entering.
Linda Crunch enters the Twerkroom, sensually.
โOh wow, Iโm first.โ Linda blushes, sensually.
(Confessional) Linda: Hello, it is I, Linda Crunch. New Zealandโs very own. I am fresh off the finalรฉ of FMDR2. Although I did not win, I am grateful for this opportunity to further share my many gifts with the world. Performing at the finalรฉ, Iโve already earned my freedemption. Now itโs time to finish my journey with the crown.
White Mustang by Lana Del Rey plays.
โThings are about to get a littleโฆ stranger.โ Mercy Strange says as she struts into the Twerkroom.
Mercy Strange enters the Twerkroom.
(Confessional) Mercy: It is I, Mercy Strange, robbed at top 5 before the finalรฉ of FMDR2. Iโm not some flop some star, Iโm the real deal. A superstar. I head Free was fired from his own show and for good measure. Iโm here to get what he robbed me of, the crown.
Mercy turns to find Linda. :pikauwu: Linda emotes sensually. Linda greets Mercy excitedly. Mercy hugs Linda passionately and blows a kiss over each of her cheeks. Linda blushes.
(Confessional) Mercy: My goal this season is simple. I plan on making 8 friends and sending them all home.
The Pokรฉmon theme song plays.
Poka Mona enters the Twerkroom.
โLovely.โ Poka says with a shrug.
Poka turns to see the other two girls.
โThree from season 2 oh wowโฆโ Poka walks to the other girls. โMercy itโs so good to see youโฆโ She says through gritted teeth, forcing a smile. โLinda Iโm actually glad to see you here.โ
โLikewise.โ Linda returns sensually.
Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men plays.
โBark bark, bitch!โ A shrill voice barks.
Beverly Hillz enters the Twerkroom.
(Confessional) Beverly: Hola, campesinas, yo soy Beverly Hillz,
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Yo, fo sho yogis and faux yoga posers! As we enter the final stretches of our boring I mean peaceful scavenger hunt, things are about to get even more zen with a particularly harmonious (read: Japanese-themed) roster of events for May. Tremendous gratitude as always to Miranda, danc, JT, and Bassieeee with their help with datamining and sorting through the files. Please keep in mind items and dates are sorted as accurately as possible as always, but changes can occur if assets are incorrectly labeled in the files on Nintendoโs side of thingsโof course if you spot mistakes, please let me know! Without further ado, letโs head for the Land of the Rising Sun.
Twitter teaser image for May 2021 in Pocket Camp
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... keep reading on reddit โกSo what's up man?
Sitting man.
Zazen zazen?
Yo you know I had to call, you know why right?
Why?
Because, yo, I never call and ask you, to recite anything right?
Yeah.
You know what I wanna hear right?
What you wanna hear?
I wanna hear that Mu-Tang koan.
Mu-Tang again?
Ah yeah! Again and again!
[sounds of monastic strife]
[DZU]
Mu-Tang coming at you, protect ya Zen kid, so set it off Inspectah Pang
[MUMON MAN]
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
Wipe your mirror kid
[INSPECTAH PANG]
I bonk on these monks like bonking Gautama//
The straight dharma, dharma-ing straight to your karma//
Enlightening the fam like sages of the Pure Land,
Strolling from the west like your neighborhood Daruma//
So, uhh, flip the page and keep reading
While I get you sipping on the tea I'm steeping//
The Lone Buddha, canon Pali, mudra//
Deep in Maya with Dhyana to reach Bodhgaya//
The atman, too hot to understand,
Truth sought? You're saying goodbye to Alan Watts!//
Smooth brains, Inspectah Pang's on the range//
Easy faster, I'll give you the bare bones like ascetic masters//
[YU-KWON]
The way I make the sangha go wild, low key yogi, don't defile//
Yu got it going on, call me the ch'an bodhisattva//
Stanzas tantra and mystic like beyond Tathagata//
And I'm going to get mad deep like intrusion, destroy your ruins,
Then take all your delusions//
Cuz I came to erase your claims in a flash
With napalm comments turning wit to ash//
So if you wanna try and quip, go quip on the next man,
Cuz I'll grab the shadow whip
And have you fleeing like the speaker who
Dared question the world teacher//
[MUMON MAN]
It's the Mumon Man, for short Mr. Mu//
Indifferent to what's true, ah!//
And set it off, ascetic off, cut it off like an arm,
I want a guru, it'll work like a charm//
Small cost, putting a gloss on what's lost//
I take alms and knock that seeker out his calm//
And like a name, I cover the real Dao,
Seekers asking how but they just kowtow,
Yet I do, Mu, can I get a "woo?"//
Nuff in debt to the gateless true,
I mean truth; what do you wanna prove?//
Unlike that Dogen or Green I'm not quoting//
Seekers whine because I pacify the mind,
The incense from the Soto altars makes me [cry]
[HUI-GOD]
Oh, worse, recite a verse get schooled//
Ow, I may be illiterate but you're the fool//
Stoop,
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Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!
Wife: No you're not.
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
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