What the HELL is Yo Yogi? (This animated series from 1991 featured Yogi Bear and other classic Hanna-Barbera characters as teenagers hanging out at Jellystone Mall. Notable as the last of HB's "spinoff babies" shows and the final HB cartoon to air as part of NBC's Saturday Morning Cartoon lineup.) youtube.com/watch?v=emQfEโ€ฆ
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In 1991, Hanna-Barbera tried to turn Yogi Bear into a "cool" cartoon, where Yogi and his friends are teenagers who solve crimes at the Jellystone Mall's Picnic Basket Food Court. I give you "Yo Yogi!" Possibly the most '90s thing in existence. youtube.com/watch?v=rHylnโ€ฆ
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@itsbookgains: Read these books if you're 20 YO. 1. The alchemist - 2. Think and grow rich 3. As a man thinketh 4. Rich dad poor dad 5. Man's search for meaning 6. The autobiography of a yogi 7. Steve Jobs 8. The meditations 9. Wings of fire 10. The 5am club #the5amclub #SteveJobs mobile.twitter.com/itsbooโ€ฆ
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yogi adityanath looks lot yo
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Yo, Yogi! (1991) Hanna-Barbara's answer to Muppet Babies, and Tiny Toons. Didn't last too long. youtube.com/watch?v=emQfEโ€ฆ
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Yo Yogi (1991) - Hanna-Barbera tried to turn Yogi Bear into a "cool" cartoon, where Yogi and his friends are teenagers who solve crimes at the Jellystone Mall's Picnic Basket Food Court youtube.com/watch?v=rHylnโ€ฆ
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Yo Yogi This was a Thing youtube.com/watch?v=dzAoWโ€ฆ
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In 1991, Hanna-Barbera tried to turn Yogi Bear into a "cool" cartoon, where Yogi and his friends are teenagers who solve crimes at the Jellystone Mall's Picnic Basket Food Court. I give you "Yo Yogi!" Possibly the most '90s thing in existence. youtube.com/watch?v=rHylnโ€ฆ
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Yogi in his cute winter outfit, such a dapper old man (13 yo)
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CMs picked by BJP Devendra Fadnavis: 48 years old Bilpab Deb: 47 yo Yogi Adityanath: 46 yo P Sawant: 45 yo P Khandu: 39 yo CMs picked by RG: Kamal Nath over Scindia Gehlot over Pilot While BJP empowers young leaders, Congress is empowering only one 'young' ineligible 'dealer' twitter.com/Tejasvi_Suryaโ€ฆ
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Namaste yogis ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ I'm 22 yo and I've been doing yoga for 9 months now

Namaste yogis ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ I'm 22 yo and I've been doing yoga for 9 months now. I've never tried doing headstand and other difficult yoga poses but I really like to try. Do you guys think it would be possible or I should've started at a younger age? If yes, any advice?

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Today I review yo yogi, Yo Yogi! is an American animated series. It first aired in 1991 on NBC on Saturday morning. To date, it is the last television series to feature (or star) Yogi Bear. Taking place in Jellystone Town, youtu.be/AlNU-uAeN6k
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Yo Yogi! (1991) - Intro (Opening) youtu.be/rHylnwA-jV8
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TIL there was a 1990s Yogi Bear revival called "Yo Yogi!" where the characters solved mysteries and hung out at Jellystone Mall. Magilla Gorilla once appeared as a parody of Vanilla Ice. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo_โ€ฆ
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The Yogi-Yo Button

The product:

A button that sits on a table at a restaurant when a customer wants service they press the button and the wait staff is notified that the customer needs service.

It improves customer service resulting in an increase revenue, creates a more efficient wait staff, and solves the problem of wait staff either hovering over a table invading the customers privacy and or not being there when needed.

Most restaurants would see a positive net return on investment within 60-90 days

  1. What motivated me, I spent years in Korea and we had those buttons everywhere. Korean BBQ, Outback Steak House, 5 star Italian restaurants, Seafood, etc it was brilliant waiters only came to my table when I needed them. When I moved to the states I found myself frustrated because wait staff would either pester me to bit about if I needed anything extra cause they where concerned about getting a tip OR wouldn't be there when I needed them.

  2. I've been working out the idea now for about 2 months now, In that time I've also talked to about 9 restaurant owners. 4 of said they would be very interested in bringing in a sample, 3 said they thought it would make their wait staff lazy and would never consider it. 2 of them I think where too intoxicated to properly understand the pitch.

  3. Plans:

  • Within 6 months get a sample kit, and sell my first client or three!
  • Within 1 year bring on a dedicated installer/service tech. Part of my business model also includes a service contract
  • Within 3 years have created a company that virbant and producing enough revenue to quit my job and run it full time.

Now I have questions:

What about import duties and customs? I've been trying to put together a price model that works for me. For those of you who have imported products what countries like Thailand/China/Vietnam/etc what lessons have you learned?

Also how hell do I price my stuff? I don't want to price myself out of the market at the same time I want to maintain healthy margins.

With the current price model I have a 30 seat restaurant would cost me about $700~ in product/with $150 reserved for customs/import duties/shipping. With a installed price to the customer of $1,200 that is a margin of

Is that enough margin? Or do you think maybe charging more $1,500~$2,000 for a 30 seat install would be appropriate.

Also what about requiring a deposit pre-install? Their is going be lead time of about 3-4 weeks between signing of the contract and the install date. I've been deb

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[Animated Series] Yo Yogi! (1991) [LQ TV Rips] {~1gb}

"Yo Yogi!" is an American animated series. It first aired in 1991 on NBC on Saturday morning. To date, it is the last television series to feature (or star) Yogi Bear.

Yo Yogi! featured episodes, or parts of episodes, in 3D, with Kellogg's Rice Krispies offering 3D glasses. Generally, the 3D scenes were chase scenes of the variety made famous by Hanna-Barbera in the Scooby-Doo series. At the beginning of these 3D sequences, Yogi would spin his hat atop his head, as a cue to viewers to don their 3D glasses. The show did not do well in the ratings, and was cancelled in the summer of 1992 (July 25) in order for NBC to reformat its Saturday morning schedule to young audiences and to launch the Saturday edition of The Today Show, since at this point, NBC was making budget cuts to their 1991 Saturday morning lineup due to the popularity of Saved by the Bell. It last aired in syndication as part of The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera.

Modern voice actors played the voices of certain characters not only because some of them are teenagers, but due to the deaths of Daws Butler, Mel Blanc, and Paul Frees before this series began.

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The Ultimate Yogi vs Yo:30: First impression

Since Xbox Fitness is going away, I am experimenting with h alternatives. Someone on here recommended The Ultimate Yogi to me, I bought the DVD and today was the first day I tried it.

First impressions:

Of course, there are the obvious differences such as Yo:30 is on Kinnect and thus there is feedback on posture whereas The Ultimate Yogi is just regular DVDs.

Yo: 30 each session is about 30 minutes, whereas most sessions of Ultimate Yogi are about an hour. There are only five Yo:30 sessions, whereas the Ultimate Yogi is 12 DVDs.

I love Yo:30, and I really hope that Jake Feree will produce something to be available after Xbox Fitness goes away. But I found that I enjoyed The Ultimate Yogi as well. The two trainers have a different style. Yo:30 is better explanations for beginners, Ultimate Yogi kind of assumes one already knows what upward facing dog etc is. Yo:30 offers easier modifications and one of the people on screen demos them, while Ultimate Yogi sometimes mentions modifications briefly, everyone on screen seems to be doing full poses, however since it is a DVD and not Kinnect, I can make my own modifications based on what I know from Yo:30, and I do not have any fitness points to loose. The Ultimate Yogi is like being in a yoga class with large number of people, whereas yo:30 just shows three people on screen. I like that both programs have different days with different focus like flow or strength.

Overall I recommend The Ultimate Yogi to anyone who is wondering what to do once Yo:30 goes away or anyone who just wants to expand beyond yo:30 for more variety of yoga experience. It takes some adjusting because of the trainers different styles and the sheer time commitment, but I think it is worth it.

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YO YOGI - Fiction Addiction (90s Cartoon Review) youtu.be/TE0Z_ekDK6w
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Yo Yogi intro. A spinoff show from the early 90s that looks like it was designed by the Memphis School directly. Even the sky has repeating triangles. youtube.com/watch?v=IaWJjโ€ฆ
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FMDR: All Stars 1 | โ€œIโ€™m In Love (w/ a HoP Icon)โ€

Int. Twerkroom - DAY

Bloblow by Linda Crunch featuring Blobley Cooper plays.

โ€œ:peekblob:.โ€ Linda Crunch peeks into the Twerkroom, sensually of course, before entering.

Linda Crunch enters the Twerkroom, sensually.

โ€œOh wow, Iโ€™m first.โ€ Linda blushes, sensually.

(Confessional) Linda: Hello, it is I, Linda Crunch. New Zealandโ€™s very own. I am fresh off the finalรฉ of FMDR2. Although I did not win, I am grateful for this opportunity to further share my many gifts with the world. Performing at the finalรฉ, Iโ€™ve already earned my freedemption. Now itโ€™s time to finish my journey with the crown.

White Mustang by Lana Del Rey plays.

โ€œThings are about to get a littleโ€ฆ stranger.โ€ Mercy Strange says as she struts into the Twerkroom.

Mercy Strange enters the Twerkroom.

(Confessional) Mercy: It is I, Mercy Strange, robbed at top 5 before the finalรฉ of FMDR2. Iโ€™m not some flop some star, Iโ€™m the real deal. A superstar. I head Free was fired from his own show and for good measure. Iโ€™m here to get what he robbed me of, the crown.

Mercy turns to find Linda. :pikauwu: Linda emotes sensually. Linda greets Mercy excitedly. Mercy hugs Linda passionately and blows a kiss over each of her cheeks. Linda blushes.

(Confessional) Mercy: My goal this season is simple. I plan on making 8 friends and sending them all home.

The Pokรฉmon theme song plays.

Poka Mona enters the Twerkroom.

โ€œLovely.โ€ Poka says with a shrug.

Poka turns to see the other two girls.

โ€œThree from season 2 oh wowโ€ฆโ€ Poka walks to the other girls. โ€œMercy itโ€™s so good to see youโ€ฆโ€ She says through gritted teeth, forcing a smile. โ€œLinda Iโ€™m actually glad to see you here.โ€

โ€œLikewise.โ€ Linda returns sensually.

Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men plays.

โ€œBark bark, bitch!โ€ A shrill voice barks.

Beverly Hillz enters the Twerkroom.

(Confessional) Beverly: Hola, campesinas, yo soy Beverly Hillz,

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Animal Crossing Pocket Camp v4.2.1b Update

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Yo, fo sho yogis and faux yoga posers! As we enter the final stretches of our boring I mean peaceful scavenger hunt, things are about to get even more zen with a particularly harmonious (read: Japanese-themed) roster of events for May. Tremendous gratitude as always to Miranda, danc, JT, and Bassieeee with their help with datamining and sorting through the files. Please keep in mind items and dates are sorted as accurately as possible as always, but changes can occur if assets are incorrectly labeled in the files on Nintendoโ€™s side of thingsโ€”of course if you spot mistakes, please let me know! Without further ado, letโ€™s head for the Land of the Rising Sun.

Twitter teaser image for May 2021 in Pocket Camp

  • Version Codes
    • v4.2.1 was ed452, v4.2.1b is 999bc.
    • This is a client-side update that should not require downloading a new version of the app.
  • New Animals
    • Like ninjas, they have arrived overnight without warning. Two new islands have already been added to Gulliverโ€™s Ship. From Blanche and Palsโ€™ island, you can meet Blanche the snooty ostrich (harmonious), Dobie the cranky (previously stoic) wolf (civic), and Gala the sweet pig (cute). From Bertha and Palsโ€™ Island, you can meet Bertha the sweet hippo (harmonious), Ursala the big sister (prev. snooty) bear (cute), Greta the snooty mouse (harmonious), and Hornsby the lazy rhino (historical). Their special request items and shirts (if new to the game) are shown below. This brings the total number of villager animals in Pocket Camp up to 254, and the insane maximum camp manager level ever higherโ€ฆ

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  • May Campsite Terrain โ€“ Flowery Bamboo Thicket
    • Surround your campsite with moody hues with this new pair of terrain options. Train your aspiring ninja army or relax in a stone zen garden in a fitting atmosphere with towering bamboo shoots, dewy hydrangea bushes, and a cool, flowing river. The middle groundโ€™s description reads: โ€œAdds a river and a shiny surprise to your campsiteโ€™s gathering place.โ€ I have no earthly idea what the surprise is, but it will be shiny and surprising or your
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ReSIGn nAreNdra DAMOdAR daS MOdI (PrImE mInIstEr Of ๐Ÿš‹ India), reSIgN amit ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ shah (Union miniSTeR OF ๐Ÿ’ฆ Home), ResiGN HArSHVardhAN (uNioN miNIsTeR oF HeAlTH aND ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ welfaRe), reSiGN NitIn gADKaRI (uNION MiNISTEr OF transpOrt)

I ๐Ÿป Ask ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™‹ FoR:

โ˜ฏ REsIGN nARENDRA dAModAR dAS modI (pRIME mInIStEr OF India), REsIgN aMiT ๐Ÿ’ฌ Shah (UnIOn mIniSteR Of HOMe), ๐Ÿ ๐ŸšŸ rEsign hARshvArDHAn (UnION MINiSter Of ๐Ÿ’ฏ HeALTh anD ๐Ÿฅœ wElFarE), rEsiGN NiRmalA SitaRaMAn (UnION minisTER oF finanCE), resign nitIN GADKarI (UniON miNIster of ๐Ÿ˜ค TrANsPort), RESiGN RaMEsH poKhRIYaL (UNIOn MiNISTeR of ๐Ÿš‹ HUmAN โ™€๐Ÿ‘ฑ RESOURcE AnD โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ฉ DEvELOpMeNt), ๐Ÿ”ฌ ResiGN LUv โคโค aggArWAl (JOiNT ๐Ÿค” SEcrEtAry, HEAlTh ๐Ÿ’‰ miNIstry), lock ๐Ÿ” raMdEV IN โฌ‡ JAil, ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ”’ REsiGN aJay bIsHT ALIaS YOGI ADItYAnAtH (Cm OF uTTAR PrADEsH), ResIgN tEeRaTh sIngH RAWat (cM OF ๐Ÿ˜• uTtAraKhAnd) ReSiGN NItIsh KumaR (Cm OF BiHAR), REsiGN SUdhiR chAUdHaRY (eDiTOr In ChIEf AND ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽ ceO, ZeE NeWS), resIGN AnJanA OM ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• KasHYAP (eXEcUTiVe ediTor, Aaj TAk) , RESiGn SwETa SINGH (eXecUTive EDiTor OF SpEcIaL ๐Ÿ‘‹ proGRamMinG, aaJ TAk), reSiGN raJAT sharma (cHAiRMAn and ๐Ÿ”ซ EdITOr-IN-CHief, InDiA TV), ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ ResiGn SUbhAsH chaNDra ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ (ChAiRmAN ๐Ÿพ of ๐Ÿš‹ eSsel GrOuP ๐Ÿ…ฑ AnD OWnER of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ zEe nEwS), ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ“ฐ RESiGn arnAB GOswaMI (managING DIrEctor anD eDitoR-In-ChieF, RepUbLic ๐Ÿ…ฑ NEwS ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ผ aND ๐Ÿ™ r ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ bHaRat), rESiGn CHITRA tripaTHI (ANchoR AnD , rESiGN pRANoy ROY ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค  (co-foundEr and exECuTIVe cO-cHAirpeRSon, ndtv), reSIGn eNTiRe Team Of news aNcHOrs aNd edItors IN ๐Ÿ’—โค abp neWS, ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐ŸŽฅ NeWS ๐Ÿ‘จ nAtION, tImES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ now, โœŠ๐Ÿฟ nEws18 inDIA.

yOU ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ ALL ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ซ have ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ bETrAYEd IndIA, YOu AlL ๐Ÿ‘จ havE ๐Ÿ‘ sOld ๐ŸŒซ YoUR SoUls JUST ๐Ÿ™ to MAKe MoNeY, yoU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ AlL ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™ HaVe FooLeD indIANS ALl AcroSS ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ tHE ๐Ÿ‘ glObE, yoU aLl ๐Ÿ’ฏ ARE ๐Ÿƒ mIntiNG moNEy OVer ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฉ dEaTHS of LakhS Of ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š InDiANS ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฉ wHo ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚ DieD ๐ŸŽฒ and ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿšจ aRE ๐Ÿ’ฐ IN ๐Ÿš— Line ๐Ÿ‘ฆ To ๐Ÿ’ฆ dIe ๐Ÿ’ฏ BECAUSe ๐Ÿ‘€ Of ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ YOuR ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ…ฑ SheEr nEglIgEnCe, MiSMANaGEmEnt, mIsrEprEsENtation, AND ๐Ÿ˜ฝโž• yOu ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ all ARE ๐Ÿ”ข coNtInuiNg To โžก๐Ÿ‘ธ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ SO. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…ฑ YOuR ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– ResIGNATion WiLL ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š bE ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ fIRSt ๐Ÿ˜ขโ˜ STEP โฌ… TOWaRDS โ›ชโ›ช HealINg INDIa AND ๐Ÿคท ITs ๐ŸŒฒ PEopLe. ๐Ÿ‘จ iF ๐Ÿ˜‚ You ๐Ÿ‘‡ rEalLy ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜ฑ loVE ๐ŸšŸ ThiS โ“โฌ† CountrY ๐Ÿƒ whiCh ๐Ÿ‘ You ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘ƒ CAllED ๐Ÿ˜ฎ aS ๐Ÿ‘ youR ๐Ÿ”ซ OwN, ๐Ÿคข plEAsE ๐Ÿค— plEase PLeAsE rESIgn AT tHE ๐Ÿ‘ eaRlIesT.

tHOUgh ๐Ÿ’ฅ tHis is ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ’ฆ NoT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™‡ ThE โ˜€ oNLY โ˜ IssUe FOr whIcH ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉ yoU ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ arE ๐Ÿ˜ก rEspOnsIBlE ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ As ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ tHERE arE ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ป PlENty ๐Ÿ‘ฝ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ THEm, โœ‹ bUT ๐Ÿคค ThIS ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‡ iS ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘ HUMongOUS ๐Ÿป gEnOcIde. โ˜ ๐Ÿ”ช

EdIT: ThaNk ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ’“ yOU ๐Ÿ‘ถ for GivINg ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ aWardS TO ๐Ÿ‘ tHE POST. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ–• BuT ITโ€™s A ๐Ÿป REqUEST, PLEasE DoNโ€™t just ๐Ÿ‘ give ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿพ AWaRdS, enSuRE ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘Œ YOU โ“œ EducatE at ๐Ÿ‘ LeaSt ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿšซ 2 PeOplE IN ๐Ÿ‘‡ yoUr ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ก CIRCle ABOUt ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ ThEsE PEOpLe ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿคท

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Protect Ya Zen

So what's up man?

Sitting man.

Zazen zazen?

Yo you know I had to call, you know why right?

Why?

Because, yo, I never call and ask you, to recite anything right?

Yeah.

You know what I wanna hear right?

What you wanna hear?

I wanna hear that Mu-Tang koan.

Mu-Tang again?

Ah yeah! Again and again!


[sounds of monastic strife]


[DZU]

Mu-Tang coming at you, protect ya Zen kid, so set it off Inspectah Pang


[MUMON MAN]

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid

Wipe your mirror kid


[INSPECTAH PANG]

I bonk on these monks like bonking Gautama//

The straight dharma, dharma-ing straight to your karma//

Enlightening the fam like sages of the Pure Land,

Strolling from the west like your neighborhood Daruma//

So, uhh, flip the page and keep reading

While I get you sipping on the tea I'm steeping//

The Lone Buddha, canon Pali, mudra//

Deep in Maya with Dhyana to reach Bodhgaya//

The atman, too hot to understand,

Truth sought? You're saying goodbye to Alan Watts!//

Smooth brains, Inspectah Pang's on the range//

Easy faster, I'll give you the bare bones like ascetic masters//


[YU-KWON]

The way I make the sangha go wild, low key yogi, don't defile//

Yu got it going on, call me the ch'an bodhisattva//

Stanzas tantra and mystic like beyond Tathagata//

And I'm going to get mad deep like intrusion, destroy your ruins,

Then take all your delusions//

Cuz I came to erase your claims in a flash

With napalm comments turning wit to ash//

So if you wanna try and quip, go quip on the next man,

Cuz I'll grab the shadow whip

And have you fleeing like the speaker who

Dared question the world teacher//


[MUMON MAN]

It's the Mumon Man, for short Mr. Mu//

Indifferent to what's true, ah!//

And set it off, ascetic off, cut it off like an arm,

I want a guru, it'll work like a charm//

Small cost, putting a gloss on what's lost//

I take alms and knock that seeker out his calm//

And like a name, I cover the real Dao,

Seekers asking how but they just kowtow,

Yet I do, Mu, can I get a "woo?"//

Nuff in debt to the gateless true,

I mean truth; what do you wanna prove?//

Unlike that Dogen or Green I'm not quoting//

Seekers whine because I pacify the mind,

The incense from the Soto altars makes me [cry]


[HUI-GOD]

Oh, worse, recite a verse get schooled//

Ow, I may be illiterate but you're the fool//

Stoop,

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Wife: I'm pregnant.

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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