A list of puns related to "Dick Dastardly"
My life has been a lie.
https://youtu.be/sj6-LG5VpGk
You know, Dick foils Maddox from his chair mostly when you think about it. Dick has yet to actually need to "stand up" in order to stop/humiliate/out earn Maddox.
Here will wait in anticipation for Maddox's next failure milestone and further evidence that its all over, that he squandered his life's work over an ex-girlfriend who now dates the man who has literally claimed all the money and fame Maddox's should have logically by now if Maddox was a success minded man.
What will the Al Bundy of the internet do next?
Oh Maddox.......he is, easily, the greatest loser I have encountered in this life and biggest example of how not to manage adulthood. He literally entered into his media satire platform he himself actually pioneered and started, with a decade of credibility, and lost it all when he discovered, harshly, he isn't as talented as Dick and doesn't understand his own career or business at all. Dick, a man who with little to no effort is doing EXACTLY what Maddox SHOULD be doing financially with his fame and life. And the thing is, Dick does all this part-time.
Like no kidding, I still give Dick $5 on Patreon for the last 4 years just because everything Maddox has done to get back at Dick or try to pull out of his nose dive fails so epically and is hilarious to hear about on The Dick Show. I've re-listened to Maddox bonus episodes at least twice. I have no intention of stopping my Patreon contributions, even if I stop listening regularly, because the periodic Maddox episodes are just too funny 4 years in.
Its been 4 years or so, and Maddox is still losing to Dick like a cartoon reoccurring villian (He even looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs) . Now he is just on Twitch, having been forced out of his 2nd podcast since leaving Dick, while Dick has 2 running popular Podcasts, TONS of content worth re-listening to, and a 22K dollar a month Patreon. But don't worry, because Maddox is "busy" and "working on something huge." lol
(Also, how on earth does Madcucks make more money on Patreon than Maddox still!? Wake up Maddox, its all over.)
We can also contemplate here the great mystery of how does Maddox support himself. Seriously, no Autist has discovered how Maddox is able to feed himself with such a failing career. It should be scary for Maddox because Maddox is almost 50. No House, no car, a failing internet rep that was once his bread and butter, a $30K Website that is now very much dead, and the xmission page that is just a grave yard of better day
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He stretched his car's nose and got disqualified. But wait, in later episodes Peter and Rufus did the EXACT SAME THING with Peter stretching his car and Rufus extending his neck longer. This was allowed! But no of course the stupid judges made a double standard that Dastardly isn't allowed to stretch his car's nose simply because he's the bad guy
We all know the concept of Wacky Races, right? A motley crew of racers, each with cars with all sorts of gimmicks, race from one city to another. The show's antagonist, Dick Dastardly (and Muttley, his dog) pull far ahead and then set up some sort of trap to catch the other racers. He then watches as they fall into the trap (or sometimes not). Why doesn't he just cross the finish if he's able to pull ahead so easily?
Well, the one time he won legitimately, the judges used a "tape replay" that was obviously doctored to make it look like he was cheating with an extend-o-nose (which should be just as legal as the Creepy Coupe using the dragon or Professor Patent Pending using his flying ability). To add insult to injury, Peter Perfect pulled the same stunt in another episode and was credited with the win, as did Rufus Ruffcut (by literally sticking his neck out to win by a neck).
The judges are clearly biased against Dick Dastardly, and as such he gave up on winning and now just uses his superior speed to troll the other racers mercilessly.
EDIT: typo
Oggi parliamo di un problema molto grave per l'Italia ma che di cui si parla poco. L'articolo che uso come reference Γ¨ questo piΓΉ semplice e questo, su cui ho parzialmente lavorato, molto piΓΉ complesso e destinato a tecnici; ma ci sono centinaia di esempi, estensioni, e validazioni empiriche di questa cosa. E' uno dei fatti dell'economia pubblica che capiamo! Chiedete pure se volete chiarimenti o altra "evidenza".
L'effetto pernicioso di cui voglio parlare Γ¨ quello del debito pubblico sull'efficacia della spesa dello stato.
Partiamo da una cosa, come funzionano i consumi?
Ma quindi che differenza c'Γ¨ fra fare uno stato che spende partendo da debito alto o da debito basso?
Il paese col debito basso (prendiamo un nome a caso, Germania) fa una espansione fiscale di x denari. I tedeschi consumano il loro 25% e il resto lo mettono in Commerzbank, la quale si vede arrivare 'sti soldi e comincia a pensare.
Dati questi due fatti, cominciano a prestare alle aziende tedesche (facendo partire il famoso moltiplicatore keynesiano) o ad aziende estere (trovando % di ritorno piΓΉ alto e salvaguardando le pensioni)
Ora lo stato a debito alto (metti Italia) fa la stessa espansione di x denari. Gli italiani, che come i tedeschi non badano a spese
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