A list of puns related to "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow"
That's why it's called PRESENT.
I hate being a calendar.
I got nun yesterday, nun today, and I'll be getting nun tomorrow
My boss always calls everyone "Big Horse" (don't ask me why). Yesterday he emailed me regarding the tonsillectomy I got today, saying "Good luck tomorrow, Big Horse!"
I replied, "Thanks, but after tomorrow, I'll just be a little hoarse."
My dad used this one yesterday.
Dad: Today is my favorite holiday.
Me: Today isn't a holiday, that's tomorrow.
Dad: today is Christmas Adam! Adam came before Eve, right??
Me and my dad were trying to remember what the word french word for 'yesterday' is. We had previously said that 'tomorrow' is 'demain', and 'today' is 'aujourd'hui'. My brother then chimes in from across the table and slyly states that 'yesterday' must then be 'oui aujourd'hui'.
Dad was proud.
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