I had a date yesterday. I have one today. And tomorrow... and the day after...

I hate being a calendar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ryzikx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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People think I'm religious because I married a nun

I got nun yesterday, nun today, and I'll be getting nun tomorrow

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ctp722
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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While discussing basic French...

Me and my dad were trying to remember what the word french word for 'yesterday' is. We had previously said that 'tomorrow' is 'demain', and 'today' is 'aujourd'hui'. My brother then chimes in from across the table and slyly states that 'yesterday' must then be 'oui aujourd'hui'.

Dad was proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ImNotRennie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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