The three Wise Men originally showed up at the wrong manger and found a different baby.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her sheβs wrong.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I mean, I'm not wrong...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around eventually.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
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︎ May 14 2021
I thought I was wrong once,
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Thereβs something wrong with my dishes...
...I think theyβre out of sink
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I mean. Heβs not wrong
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I recently learned that two wrongs donβt make a right
But two rights make a plane
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︎ May 03 2021
Do you know whatβs wrong on so many levels?
Having sex on an elevator.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I was involved in a one night stand that went horribly wrong...
We've been married 3 years now !!
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Confucius always said that baseball is wrong...
Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Heβs not wrong...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Did I walk into the wrong bar?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down the wrong trees ?
He forgot his chopping list.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Wait, I think I got the whole dating thing wrong
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Correct me if Iβm wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Am I wrong?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I discovered what's wrong with my brain.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! π€£
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︎ Feb 27 2021
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Youβre never wrong when you write
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Is it wrong to hate a certain race??
Because my knees can take 5Kβs any more
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Patient: βDoctor! Somethings wrong! Iβm shrinking!β
Doctor: βTake it easy, sir. Youβll just have to be a little patient.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Well heβs not wrong
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︎ May 18 2020
Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...
"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What was wrong with the wooden car?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wifeβs water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
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︎ Jan 16 2021
"All you're doing is listening to what I say to tell me I'm wrong!"
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Nothing goes wrong on my watch
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I donβt know whatβs wrong with my family.
They havenβt spoken to me all year!
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Two wrongs donβt make a right
But two wrights make an airplane.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Two wrongs don't make a right
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︎ Feb 20 2021
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ May 17 2020
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