Happy Saturday KS
Looking to clean out a bunch of the collection so I have quite a few to list. Buckle in it is going to be a long wild ride.
Lets start with the folders...
A few of these are reposts with modest price reductions a bunch are ones I finally decided I could part with. I am the first owner of all but the 0900. All have the factory edge. Any that have had scale swaps, I will include the original scale. All come with original box or taco.
this one has been posted before. it is a a nice size, pointy, and sharp. no mechanical or cosmetic concerns with this one. XHP blade steel. SV: 280$
halftrack slicer with working finish blade, battle blue lock side, and battle blue smooth TI scale. no mechanical or cosmetic concerns with this one either. seen light use opening packages and sharpening pencils. SV: 525$/sold
this is the Urban EDC version, drop point. has seen very minimal use and carry. blade and action are great. Micarta has a mild amount of patina from handling. SV: 200$/sold
I am the second owner of this one. there are a few scratches on the handle, one under the clip and one on the show side back by the butt of the handle. blade and action are very good. S35VN blade steel SV: 250$
This one is wearing an LMF Carbon fiber scale. It has the USAMadeBlade sasquatch laser etching on the lock side. It is in great shape, the pivot could use some locktite, as it likes to loosen with repetitive flipping. I usually just tighten it back down with my hand and it is good to go. SV: 250$/sold
This one is XHP as well. it is in great shape, sharp, and stabby. I really like the tanto on this guy. It has seen some use opening packages. Morph pattern on the scales. SV: 375$/sold
This has been a bit of problem child, it started with some nasty lock stick, but it has smoothed out over time. I will say if you sit and flip it repetitively you can get some stick after 15-25 flips. The other thing to know is the tip of the blade sticks out slightly from the back of the scales when closed. It also came to me from Knifejoy with a scratch on the show side scale (I point it out in the video). despite the issues, i kinda sti
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
A video package airs with an off-screen cameraman slowly entering an office. On the door leading in was a gold plate reading, “Logan Wright, Physician/Psychologist”, and a little subheading describing him as “Working Like A Horse”. His room itself isn’t overly spectacular; the surrounding walls are a light blue color, with a somewhat strange splotch of black here and there. There are several chairs, ranging from a stool to a chaise lounge to just a cushioned chair with wheels at the bottom. There’s a standard table, as well as a counter with a First-Aid Kit on top and closed drawers with who knows what else. Finally, we move to the desk, where the figure of Doctor Logan Wright can be seen, flipping through a magazine. He seems completely focused on the contents of the piece, seemingly not noticing the cameraman who came in and was now approaching closer and closer to him. The camera was able to zoom in on the piece: it was about Carnage Tour Night Three. Wright was staring at the headline of ROSHE and Inferno fighting to a draw in their title match, or was he? Because the camera captured his eyes in a direct stare towards a picture of the Intercontinental Championship, not fixating from it at all in the seconds he was being filmed. Finally though, the cameraman alerts Wright of his presence, and the Doctor turns around casually in his wheeled-chair, a smile beginning to enter his face.
“Hello everybody, sorry to keep you waiting! I was distracted by this new FBE article that was just published, their writers are so good!”
Wright pauses for a split second before continuing on.
“I know many of you still don’t know much about me, but trust me, you will! I’m hoping to meet with each and every one of you here, so that you may all heal and prosper and become your best self! Just like I’m trying to do! Now, to show that change from that affliction called Wrogan (he would’ve never acknowledged his failures), I’d like to address my opponents in my time back. I first want to give my congratulations to Mr. Youngblood from a few weeks ago, he deserved the win. I can’t even be mad at him using Mr. King to assist; having friends is crucial for success! Not that I would know about that here…
Wright pauses briefly again, but comes back relatively unfazed.
“Ignore that last comment, my brain can truly be silly sometimes! Moving to my most recent opponent, what a match that was Mr. Beggs! You put up a great effort, and I wish you all the success moving forwa
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The doctor says it terminal.
I'm an unabashed fanboy of Fulgrim and the Emperor's Children. They're some of the most terrifying Traitor Astartes out there, and although one could argue that they haven't gotten quite as much attention in the lore as some of the other fallen Legions, they still have some pretty badass moments that are worth appreciating. So I've compiled them here, taken from a number of different books. Some of these excerpts have been edited for clarity and to conform to length requirements. Hail to the Third!
From Saturnine:
>The Donjon engine was a quadruped, striding on a brace of the same motivator systems that propelled Warlord-class machines. The four massive legs supported a huge, flat-top carrier deck, a platform large enough for a squadron of aircraft or a full motorised company. The platform’s rim bristled with heavy gun ports, and through-deck elevators were equipped with bulk machinery that could lift extending siege towers and scaling bridges to the highest battlements. But the Donjon was slow, painfully hard to manoeuvre, and its void systems were over-extended because of its mass, and prone to gapping.
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>First Captain Abaddon had procured three of the immense, rare beasts from the adepts of the Dark Mechanicum, and he had given them to the Phoenician Lord of the Emperor’s Children.
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>The three behemoths trudged towards the Saturnine Wall, relentlessly advancing over the ragged, lifeless plain. At their heels came streams of armoured support: troop carriers, motorised mortars, wall-breaker gun carriages and assault belfry lifters. Range locked, the advancing giants began to fire. Plasma destructor mounts and inferno guns along the platform rims started to retch and spit searing pulses and beams of annihilation.
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>Mega-bolters shrilled as they unleashed blizzards of explosive ordnance.
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>Launch racks dispensed streams of darting anti-void missiles. Bulk lasblasters pumped in their arrestor frames as they kicked out giant spears of light.
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>The face of the Saturnine Wall around Oanis Tower lit up, as the storm of incoming fire kissed the shields. Vast backflash blinked as the voids struggled to absorb the bombardment. The wall guns responded immediately, some systems keying to automatic threat-registers, others manually commanded. Casemates, gun boxes in the tiered flank of the wall and main wall-top batteries commenced a staggering onslaught of defensive fire, raking and pummelling the forward
I've posted this to a few other sites before, but I figured that I'd still share this story with all of you! It's a First Doctor, Susan, Ian, and Barbara semi-historical story. Enjoy!
The Doctor, Susan, Barbara, and Ian stepped out of the TARDIS to find themselves in a sort of tavern. Ian, a schoolteacher, turned to the Doctor and muttered, "This doesn't seem to be 1963, Doctor."
The Doctor peered around the room, "No, no, it does not. I seem to have miscalculated the coordinates."
Susan, the Doctor's granddaughter, turned to him, "So, where are we, Grandfather?"
"Based on the clothing, I would estimate that it is the late eighteenth, early nineteenth century." Throughout the room, groups of people sat clustered around tables. Barbara, also a schoolteacher, walked up to two men with gray hair sitting together at a table. She thought they looked vaguely familiar, but she couldn't place her finger on where she'd seen them. She spoke up, "Pardon me, but what's the date?"
"It's July 4," murmured one of the two men. He looked weathered by life, as if he had gone through more in his forty years or so, than most people went through in three lifetimes.
"But which year?"
"Why, it's 1804. Are you all right?"
"Of course, I just forgot. I'm a very forgetful person."
The man stuck out his hand, "I'm Alexander Hamilton and this is Aaron Burr." He gestured to the man next to him.
After shaking hands with each man, Barbara walked back to her friends, "It's July 4, 1804 and those two men are Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr."
"Really?" inquired the Doctor, "How extraordinary."
"In one week, Burr shoots and kills Hamilton in a duel." The four of them peered at the two men, who, laughing, got up and began to walk out of the tavern. Before leaving, Aaron Burr turned to them, "The four of you are travelers, aren't you?"
"As a matter of fact, we are," smiled the Doctor.
"If you don't have a place to stay, you must come stay at my house. It's been empty since my wife died, and it might be nice to have some company again."
"Of course, my boy. We would be most delighted, most delighted indeed." The Doctor and Susan followed Burr out of the building as Barbara turned to Ian, "Is this really a good idea?"
"The Doctor seems to think so. My guess is he needs to make some more repairs to the TARDIS, as always," he paused. "At least we'll have a front seat to history."
"This isn't the type of history I want to see, Ian." With that, they followed the Doctor out of the
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
