I don’t know, Alaska. (I’ll ask her)
They're now comatose
Just for shits and giggles
They were a bunch of wise guise.
He told me he used to have a glass eye, but that it had become infected. When he went to the doctor he was prescribed three eye drops each morning and evening. By the first morning though he’d dropped it so many times it had shattered!
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
He said, “This blue up. Thanks for the gold.”
It was sheer.
Her job performance was de-creasing.
but his Shoes were too big to phil
It got ripped.
the three masketeers
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
He was a super-fragile-calloused-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
I wore a blindfold.
Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time
Because I wore the wrong Socks on...
Turns out these boots are made for Joaquin.
Leave me the Fuh Cologne
His name was Jean Jaquette.
“He thought one coat was enough”
It was apollo
Black panther.
It’s a shame, now I’m gonna have to retire.
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
she just never let her hair down
Mosquito tips fedora "M'laria"
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
No one. It was a tie.
I guess you could say i've hit croc bottom
No cold feet
If Eve wore a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden...what did Adam wear?? A hole in the fig leaf.
Before he ordered I turned to him and said "I'm just saying you've never seen a dinosaur and a hotdog in the same room before." The look on his face was priceless
He said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"
some would say that is jeanius
They already had antifa-bodies
Would that be faux paus?
He wore the wrong suit.
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
To observe and reflect.
A horse's ass.
The same thing Arkansas.
