Mr and Mrs Wong were expecting their first child.

When the baby was born. Mr Wong was shocked to see it was white and not a bit Chinese looking. "No no no" he said "two wongs don't make a white"

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So Wong...
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You aren’t Wong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jennyb76
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You can't change your name to Wright if both your parents are named Wong

Two Wongs dont make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_wallace
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Two wongs dont make a right....

But they do make pretty good fried rice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasori3333
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The Wong and White wedding

While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.

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Human genetics means two Wongs don't make a white.

Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_henning
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An Asian couple, Mr. & Mrs. Wong, told their Caucasian son that he was adopted.

When breaking the news, they explained, "Two Wongs don't make a white."

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Made my dad a shirt for father's day. His name is Lance Wong and he always enjoys a good dad joke.

The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."

https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustPlainWong
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This is wong on so many levels
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Was told you would like this: As kids on the way to McDonald's, my father used to torment us to the point of tears by telling us we were going to the fictional Wong's House of Liver instead...

This is what I got him for Christmas this year:

http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHoneyBear
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My dad sent me this text last night after Kolten Wong was picked off to end Game 4 of the World Series

"The picked off Cardinal base runner was in the Wong place at the Wong time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acooper1995
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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Some idiot posted a Chinese telephone directory through my door...

It was full of Wong numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
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Picture Perfect Puns

Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts

Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)

Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.

Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics

Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics

Leaky faucet: drip pics

X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics

X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)

X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics

X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics

Legal command: Writ pics

Pictures of twigs: Stick pics

A Christmas Story scene: lick pics

Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics

Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)

Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.

Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.

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The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian

I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How Long is a Chinese name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopMonster696969
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A multi-level pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
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My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.

It ended my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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Why can’t you make a phone call in China?

There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.

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Once I got lost in a building in China

It was Wong on so many levels.

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I’m always right...

Except for this one time I thought I was wrong about something, but it turned out I was right.

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My wife groaned at this one (Not in the sexy way either...)

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hephaestus1219
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Why do Chinese couples adopt caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don’t make a White

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I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground, so I punched him

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

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What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?

Wong on so many levels.

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I pushed a chinese person down a flight of stairs

It was wong on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirdafiga
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My customers have no sense of humor :(

I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy

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Wright
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Two wrongs don't make a right... [one-liner]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/well_yeahh
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Why didn't the Chinese twins become ghosts when they died?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
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Did you hear about the Chinese quadrublet flight pioneers?

No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.

Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.

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Why is it so hard to call someone in China?

The country’s so full of Wings and Wongs that every time you Wing you get the Wong number.

Edit: I do not mean to offend anyone here. Just making a joke that I found in a Roald Dahl book.

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Just returned from China and my dad still has the same cheesy jokes.

My father his girlfriend and myself were out for supper yesterday. The waiter came around to take orders and she started with my dad's girlfriend. She orders her main dish and the waiter asks, "what would you like for your two sides?"

"what are my options?" his girlfriend asks.

To which my dad replies, "I believe just right and left."

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You know they put soy sauce on pizzas in China?

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

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I once met a famous Chinese Ski jumper

His name was Li Ping Phar

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I'm so mad right now. I was gonna buy a Doctor Strange Funko Pop...

But I accidentally bought the Wong one

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It’s biologically impossible for 2 Asian parents to give birth to a Caucasian child.

Which actually proves the old saying β€œtwo Wongs don’t make a white”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/probablynotanazi9
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Mr Wong?

He must not be white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rinbrand
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Mr. Wong and his wife were delivering a baby.

The doctor said, "Mr. and Mrs. Wong, the baby is white." Mr. Wong responded, "impossible, 2 Wongs don't make a white."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zulubowie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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How Long is a Chinese name.
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Why do Chinese parents always have Chinese children?

Two Wongs dont make a white.

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If two wrongs make a right, what do two rights make?

A plane.

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Why are there so few Chinese necromancers?

Because two Wongs can't make a wight

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