When the baby was born. Mr Wong was shocked to see it was white and not a bit Chinese looking. "No no no" he said "two wongs don't make a white"
Two Wongs dont make a Wright.
But they do make pretty good fried rice
While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.
Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.
When breaking the news, they explained, "Two Wongs don't make a white."
The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."
https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
"The picked off Cardinal base runner was in the Wong place at the Wong time."
It was full of Wong numbers.
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I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
We will wok you
It ended my Korea.
There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.
It was Wong on so many levels.
Except for this one time I thought I was wrong about something, but it turned out I was right.
One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.
Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.
(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)
Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."
Wife: "What?! Why?"
Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."
Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.
Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)
Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!
Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo
Because two Wongs don’t make a White
It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down
Wong on so many levels.
It was wong on so many levels
I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.
No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.
Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.
The country’s so full of Wings and Wongs that every time you Wing you get the Wong number.
Edit: I do not mean to offend anyone here. Just making a joke that I found in a Roald Dahl book.
My father his girlfriend and myself were out for supper yesterday. The waiter came around to take orders and she started with my dad's girlfriend. She orders her main dish and the waiter asks, "what would you like for your two sides?"
"what are my options?" his girlfriend asks.
To which my dad replies, "I believe just right and left."
That's wong no matter how you slice it.
His name was Li Ping Phar
But I accidentally bought the Wong one
Which actually proves the old saying “two Wongs don’t make a white”.
The doctor said, "Mr. and Mrs. Wong, the baby is white." Mr. Wong responded, "impossible, 2 Wongs don't make a white."
Two Wongs dont make a white.
A plane.
Because two Wongs can't make a wight
