Once, when working in a store, a man dressed as a a wizard approached the counter...

He said "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"

I said "No sir, we don't offer staff discount".

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Last Christmas

My Mom dropped a doozy! I had made my brother a wizard's staff as a gift, my Dad helped. My Mom said, "...[Dad] was his staff advisor." Festivities halted and we had a solid 5 minutes of laughter. It was a good Christmas.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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