What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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Lord of the Rings dadjoke

When Gandalf reveals himself in The Two Towers, we were all commenting on how he was the white wizard.

Me: "he's not Gandalf the Grey anymore!"

Dad: "he's now Wandalf the White!"

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