William Shatner Puns

A list of puns related to "William Shatner"

William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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👤︎ u/bryanBr
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.

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👤︎ u/NondenominationalToy
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Did you hear William Shatner was starting his own underwear line?

But “Shatner Panties” was not a good business.

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👤︎ u/awburrou
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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William Shatner has discontinued his line i3f women's clothes.

Shatner panties just didn't sell that well.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix

I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why did Captain Kirk flush the brand new toilet?

Because William Shatner

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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How come no one dared to use the ladies room on the starship enterprise?

Because William Shatner.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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Some... Thing... On the plain...

So my dad and I are driving through Colorado and see a handful of structures that look like giant golf balls on the plains. We start discussing what they are when I muster up my best William Shatner voice and go "There.. Is some... Thing... On... The plains..." and die laughing. Made dad proud. Rest of the car, not so much.

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👤︎ u/bamhm182
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.

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👤︎ u/Couldbeurmom
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I heard William Shatner had to shut down his women’s lingerie line.

Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.

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👤︎ u/Spiderbear420
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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