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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkintruder77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams & Bruno Mars met in a bar...

But they didn't planet that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ixz72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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What do Jack the Ripper, Catherine the Great, William the Conqueror, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrakenJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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Did you hear about the movie that follows a couple of chicken embryos, a Communist icon, and Sir William Wallace on a treasure hunt?

It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PavilionFlux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why was William fired as an bartender?

Because William Shakesbeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simon_lorey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.

Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I got (Maggie) Reilly carried away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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0Mg. o_0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingSnail
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Who is William DeFoe’s arch enemy?

William DeFriend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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We told my 7 y/o nephew that his dad was to go into surgery to get part of his colon removed, without skipping a beat my nephew said...

Does that mean dad's gonna have a semi-colon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissAnthropy612
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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What do you call it when a 40 y/o woman wants to stop delivering babies for a living?

A mid-wife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ByWatterson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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My 11 y.o. son getting ready for school: Why do you always keep your snowman happy?

So he doesn't have a meltdown.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I went to o the smallest airport.

The staff was nice but the food was a little plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clukurduk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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o m g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buibui123
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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How is Bill O'reilly like the Higgs Boson particle?

...Plenty of spin and regularly concerned with Mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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My 12 y/o son asked me what madturbation is.

I replied "i don't know but it will come in handy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazyorange576
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Pint o Beans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddicaPolitician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock

At other times i would just crash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiPaiHongGanLiao
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Did you hear that Vanessa Williams got robbed the other day?

They need to stop Robin Williams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emobatmanforever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Shaquille O’Neal got PTSD when learning how to play the drums

It happened every time he tried to do a rim shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)

Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.

>they were trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oksy_retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What starts with an β€œO” and ends with β€œnions” and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's your favorite Robin Williams movie?

Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HGMIV926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece

I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.

My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."

Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What did O say to Q?

Wear some underwear and stop flashing you pervert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeclapabents
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?

A flaming-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oakvard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.

He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theatremom2016
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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How do you scare a bee?

You yell Boo...Bee

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Why did Gilbert O'Sullivan go to the bank

A loan again, naturally.

My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssolarprincess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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A barrel o' puns. (Blank version at end) reddit.com/gallery/l8axkr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishshake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Shaking sphere go brrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ryanGP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Did you know William Tell and his wife were bowlers?

Noone knows for whom the Tell's bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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