My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
Daughter: "Why don't we just round everything to the nearest dollar? It would make everything so much easier."
Me: because hunny, it makes no sense.
Why don’t we have pregnant barbies?
Because ken came in a different box...
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
Why don't we see transgender people having kids
Because they become trans-parent
Why don’t we ever have olives in our fridge?
Because I always eat olive them
Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?
He’s Kim Jong-unavailable
Why don't we eat asteroids until they get to Earth?
Because that's when they're meteor!
I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied
Because... maybe they like fast food
why don't we ever see elephants hiding in trees?
If Southern California is called SoCal, why don’t we call Northern California...
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
Why don't we have much space?
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
If somebody is hanged, why don't we say they were tie died?
Why don't we know the weight of the rarest diamond in the world?
Why don't we eat Blue Tangs?
Because the Blue Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
My wife said to me: ''Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?''
So I took her out to dinner, to a movie,
then I dropped her off at her parents'
place.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating ?''
So I took her to dinner, then a movie and dropped her off at her parents' house
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