Just got home from the grocery store with stuff to make dinner, and my dog went straight for the bags.
I yelled โGet out of there, thatโs nachos!โ
My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
Vans
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DONโT EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded โyouโll get salmon-Ella!โ
