Alex Langley Puns

From the Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

Watch on YouTube and Fite TV at 7pm EST

really rough night for me. just being at work until after lock completely fucks me so i will not be giving out cores for friday nights anymore, it's just pointless. I can't look at news or the slate while at work really so it's just a bad idea to do it. As always, the video is unlisted so do not like or sub. And if you ever feel like my stuff has made you a better player then I will leave my paypal below!

Also, if you ever need to reach me my twitter is https://twitter.com/Torylangley1992 don't laugh at my cringe fucking picture from 5 years ago lmao

Paypal - tory.langley@yahoocom (can't leave a dot between yahoo and com for auto mod reasons)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtrsgbKbLTk

Edit: early thoughts, melton looks great regardless if he starts or not, brooks and davis both look like the better value plays of the slate, and then we need to keep an eye on caruso news and what the bulls are going to do with the starting lineup. and then i think we just play jokic and call it a day. lonzo looks great, and then i would 100000% play 1 of allen or mobley, both look amazing tomorrow. and then lowry and herro both look good to even in a tough matchup.

Edit: we need to wait for memphis and chicago lineup

Edit: JJJ out, we need to wait for the starting lineup, brooks in

Edit: kuzma out, spencer and beal look better now

Edit: brooks being in might take melton out of play for me

Edit: avdija starting. hes good value!

Edit: guys might fade the first game and wait for news and give u a core once we get that news

Edit: waiting on rockets lineup to.

Edit: gordon out, love love armoni assuming he starts. and then i think josh christopher plays a decent amount tonight. and then troy jr looks amazing

Edit: Kyle anderson looks like a really good play, i think he starts, and then dillon brooks looks really good. those are my 2 favorite grizzlies

Edit: if alex caruso starts, i love love him

Edit: caleb martin out, oh boy, here we go

Edit: i am staying away from the MIA value. it's volatile

Edit: caruso limited. i am off him

Edit: with caruso limited. i think troy brown is a must

Edit: current core, armoni, T Davis, J allen, troy brown, jokic

Edit: if you guys are wondering, i have beal from the first game right now in the PG spot

Edit: keep looking at the post because the core is dependent on starting lineups

Edit: JJJ out, LFG. now just put anderson into that start

My expectations were mixed because I know it still had the trademark immersive sim gameplay of Deus Ex, but it had dumbed down RPG stats and level sizes for Xbox hardware.

Now let me get my criticisms out of the way first. Invisible War was still too dumbed down for a console Deus Ex game. Why? The PS2 port of Deus Ex 1, while having even smaller levels, still carried most of the depth of DX1 that Invisible War dropped.

That said, Eidos forcing the game to be made for Xbox first was a mistake, especially since Ion Storm was founded to make games with complete creative control, for better or worse.

The loading times are also ridiculous. It is even worse than Sonic ‘06 on the PS3. And even the Visible Upgrade, Large Address Aware patch, Multicore hack, and SSDs still barely do anything to improve loadtimes. At least Sonic ‘06 loads near-instantly when emulated on a top-tier PC even if the game is running off an HDD.

I also hate how you can only install two weapon mods on each weapon. This is a limitation that no other game in the series had. Not the original and its PS2 port, nor any of the prequels.

I also found the audio quality of the voice acting to be inconsistent. On very rare occasions, it can sound really clear and crisp, but on most occasions, it sounds even more muffled than DX1 on PS2. It is most noticeable with Klara Sparks, as she is voiced by Tiffany Grant, known for voicing Asuka Langley Soryu in the English dubs of the Evangelion franchise. Comparing Klara’s voice here in Invisible War to the original 1996 English dub of Neon Genesis Evangelion on VHS is night and day, and ADV Films back in the day had a very small budget and crude equipment. How does a AAA video game from 2003 have worse sound quality than a low-budget ‘90s made-for-VHS English dub of an anime?

Now on to the good stuff. Everything else.

The level design, while dumbed down and minuscule, still allows for multiple options and opportunities. There are no recycled levels other than the return to Cairo, or any of the level bits recycled from DX1. The latter can be seen as The Force Awakens-tier nostalgiabait through cynical eyes but it actually makes sense in the context of the plot and it is handled really well.

The gameplay is still quite open and fun even if it had been dumbed down from DX1.

The story is simplified from DX1 and is a bit campier but it is still quite intriguing and brings up interesting themes.

The sound design, even with the poor quality voice record

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Time: 7 pm EST

Watch via AEW’s YouTube Channel

Card (at time of posting, in no particular order):

-- Hardy Family Office (Matt Hardy, Isiah Kassidy, and The Blade) vs Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus, and Christian Cage

-- Matt Sydal and Lee Moriarty (w/ Mike Sydal) vs 2point0

-- Frankie Kazarian vs Dante Martin (w/ Lio Rush)

-- Too Fast Too Fuego vs Nick Comoroto and Aaron Solow

-- Andrade El Idolo (w/ Jose The Assistant) vs WARHORSE

-- Heidi Howitzer vs RIho

-- Ryan Mantell vs Wardlow (w/ Shawn Spears)

-- Nyla Rose vs Tootie Lynn

-- Koko Lane and Luke Langley vs Sammy Guevara and Jake Hager

-- Dark Order’s Alan “5” Angels and Preston “10” Vance vs Ricky Starks and Powerhouse Hobbs (w/ Hook)

-- Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor, and Wheeler Yuta (w/ Kris Statlander) vs Darian Bengston, Davey Vega, and Camaro Jackson

-- Miranda Gordy vs Tay Conti (w/ Anna Jay)

-- Dark Order’s Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds, and Colt Cabana vs Gunn Club

-- Darby Allin vs QT Marshall

-- Thunder Rosa, Ryo Mizunami, and Kris Statlander vs Emi Sakura (w/ Lulu Pencil and Mei Suruga), Jamie Hayter, and Rebel

Missing Something?

-- Results from AEW Dynamite (11/03/2021)

-- Results from AEW Rampage (11/05/2021)

-- AEW Dark: Elevation (11/08/2021)

-- AEW Dark (11/02/2021)

-- Being The Elite Episode 281: "Hot Jelly Bean Challenge In The Midwest"

-- Sammy Guevara’s Vlog 345: "TAZ wants me FIRED for this!!"

-- AEW Unrestricted: Bobby Fish

“Before the first kansens, there were the first cubes: artifacts of pure power with infinite capacity of creation and destruction, which changed the course of history forever.”

“When wielders of this power decided to be much more than just pawns, artifacts of doom were born from the following bloodshed, being named as blood cubes.”

“There was only one thing stopping humanity from raging war for survival against itself: raging war for survival against… them.”

“Due the nature of their power and existence, every available weapon developed from the blood cubes became a spearhead against leviathans that transcended the very oceans, a task force being assembled with the specific role of clashing with those titans while inspected by a siren specially designed to survive these confronts.”

“Together, they were considered the necessary evil, a useful… bad company… until the day their world died.”

Prologue

“A company, always on the run… A destiny, it’s the rising sun…”

The siren listened to Lexington's cover on the radio, sitting on the beach’s rocks, and feeling the cold winds blowing from afar. Contrasting to the small pool formed by the wall of rocks between the sea and the sand, which even her reflex could be noticed on the calm waters, the two best words to describe the rest of the ocean are fury and violence: waves that break and drag the crabs while gifting the land with recently-ripped whales and sharks.

She was visibly amused with the contrast between the coldness from the winds and the warmth from the aurora, aware that the sun will soon rise over the horizon and it’s rays will send the darkness back to the shadows. Birds could be heard singing something very different on the woods at their back, a sign for the few tired gunners on the other side of the island that soon their shift will also end.

There was a reason for her to be so calm: no evil can harm her inside her own domain. The first layer of mirror sea mimics the surrounding beach, with 80m of extension allowing them to notice any incoming patrol and intercept them from inside a second mirror sea, this made solely to hide their presence from the patrols on the first layer. With such confidence, she left her hooded trench coat tossed over her rigging while sunbathing with those dark shorts, scarf and bikini.

7 figures were around the calm pool beneath the siren, all wearing the same white armband with a red teardrop, while each of them performed something dif

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

EDIT October 7, 8:47PM:

Thank you for your questions and thoughtful conversation, Edmonton! I've answered as many as I could! And if I didn’t get to your question or you have follow-up, you can reach me at:

1. My campaign office, with in-person (with COVID protocols in place) or virtual during my dedicated office hours. So reach out!
2. On Facebook (I know!!) where I try to have a Facebook Live event every week (@Kim Krushell for Mayor)
3. On Twitter (@krushell4mayor), where I post my itinerary every week, so you can join me on the campaign trail
4. And on Instagram (@Krushell4Mayor), where you can share my travels around our great city

Reddit AMA – Thursday, October 7, 2021

OPENING POST

Hi r/edmonton! I’m Kim Krushell, and I want to be the next mayor of Edmonton, YOUR mayor, because I am for Edmonton.

Ask Me Anything!

I’m posting this thread early so you can ask your questions. I’ll be answering your questions tonight between 7:15 and 8:30 pm. Full disclosure: my amazing volunteer team helping me out so I can get to as many of your questions as possible.

To prove it’s me, here’s a pic.

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I’m running to be Edmonton’s next mayor and you can ask me anything on r/Edmonton today, Thursday, October 7!”}

Let me tell you a bit about me, my experience, and my plan:

I don’t have any ideological or political party ties, and I’m as tired as you are of partisan, divisive politics. I’m a centrist, and I think we need to collaboration, evidence, balance, and bold innovation across the spectrum to move our city forward.

After nearly twenty years in public service, I launched my career in the private sector in 2014, building two tech firms from the ground up. My time in small business has given me first-hand exposure to the challenges faced by Edmonton’s job creators.

First elected in 2004, I served as a city councillor for the people of Ward Anirniq (formerly Ward 2) for three terms, working with my constituents to address their concerns — whether it was about potholes, public safety, or building a new community rec centre, I was a councillor who got things done.

Before running for office, I spent nearly a decade as an Executive Assistant to former councillor Larry Langley. This experience navigating our city’s administration and solving problems for residents allowed

They’re on standbi

#Fall Rockwell

• … He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;

• He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;

• Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet;

• Our God is marching on.…

The Houston Clique, run by a schizophrenic warlord, has initiated a sudden conflict against the Third American Republic. Although Alfheim recognized Alex Jones as a well-meaning liberal, his invasion has disrupted plans to secure the entirety of the East Coast. This conflict has also attracted the attention of GIGAS, which has communicated closely with Houston. This is a potential betrayal of what little trust remains with the INC.

The time to act is now.

Fall Rockwell will attempt to see the successful capture of most of the eastern coastline of the Third American Republic.

The Imperial Armed Forces will not be used to advance the interests of Americans, Japanese, or Scandinavians, but rather the Alfr.

##Seizing the Initiative

Phase 1 of Fall Rockwell will see Imperial Strategic Assets utilized to,

• Overwhelm American assets via targeting

Joint Base Langley–Eustis

Joint Base Andrews

Dover AFB

Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst

Hanscom AFB

Westover Air Reserve Base

Other American military bases

• Destroy infrastructure in Georgia and the Carolinas, potentially slowing down the Houstoninian advance.

Various Interstate and bridges in marked areas here

• Establish air superiority over the East Coast

Disrupt enemy movements

Provide CAS

Assist in the disruption of transportation infrastructure

Accurately identify enemy movements with surveillance assets.

Air Superiority/Bombing Campaign

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

Heroes and Civilians, including the redeemed ones Jaden Torralba as himself Daniel Craig as the guardian spirit within the charm Amanda C. Miller as Boruto Uzumaki David Matranga as Shoto Todoroki Colleen Clinkenbeard as Momo Yaoyorozu, Monkey D. Luffy and Erza Scarlet Trina Nishimura as Kyoka Jiro, Kurisu Makise and Mikasa Ackerman Kyle Phillips as Denki Kaminari Luci Christian as Ochaco Uraraka and Nami Maile Flanagan as Naruto Uzumaki Justin Briner as Deku and Hanako-Kun James Woods as Did is a good ominic the Dragon Jason Liebrecht as Dabi Eric Vale as Tomura Shigaraki, Arthur Boyle and Sanji Clifford Chapin as Katsuki Bakugo and Connie Springer Philip Shahbaz as Altaïr Emily Neves as Eri Arnold Schwarzenegger as T-800 Cassandra Lee Morris as Leafa Jamie Marchi as Junko Enoshima, Panty, Liz Thompson and Cana Alberona Leah Clark as Himiko Toga Lucien Dodge as K1-B0 Kane Bailey as Matt Keanu Reeves as John Wick and Johnny Silverhand Joleene Douitsis as Sayori Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin Seth Green as Chris Griffin Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin Jesús Guzmán/Mona Marshall as El Chavo Korone as herself Jason Sudeikis as Octodad Alessandro Juliani as L Lawliet Isabela Moner as Monika Jeremy Shada as Lance and Finn Morgan Garett as Yuuko Aioi Markiplier as himself Ricco Fajardo as Mirio Togata and Taiju Oki James Callis as Alucard Courtenay Taylor as Sergeant Hammer Spike Spencer as Shinji Ikari Amanda Winn-Lee as Rei Ayanami and Yukiko Amagi Tiffany Grant as Asuka Langley Soryu Allison Keith as Misato Katsuragi Matt LeBlanc as Isaac Tom Ridgewell, Matt Hargreaves, and Tord Larsson as themselves George Gould as Edd Carolina Ravassa as Sombra Jason Ritter as Dipper Pines Kristen Schaal as Mabel Pines Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt and Purple Guy Derek Stephen Prince as Shino Aburame, Kokichi Ouma and Uryu Ishida Stephen Merchant as Wheatley Arif Zahir as Cleveland Brown Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Earthworm Jim Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson Yeardley Smith as Lisa and Maggie Simpson Hank Azaria as Carl Carlson Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Lenny Leonard, Mr. Burns and Smithers Charlet Chung as D.Va Clifton Powell as Big Smoke Kira Buckland as Jolyne Cujoh, 2B, Rebecca Bluegarden, Kyoko and Mitsuri Kanroji Kyle McCarley as 9S, Mob, and Narancia Ghirga Cherami Leigh as Makoto Niijima, Asuna, Lucy Heartfilia, V, Pa

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob