Last nights my wife and I were out doing errands and we were near a White Castle. I love sliders with onions, pickles, and mustard but unfortunately they give me hellacious gas usually in the evening when Iβm sleeping with my wife. I told her that I wanted to stop and she asked me not to but I was hungry and I only get them once or twice a year. I convinced her that itβs the holidays so let me have a treat. Got three doubles and everything was delicious. Better yet no gas last night. Whereβs the tifu you may ask? Weβll, I was with a patient (Iβm a physician) this morning and felt my stomach rumbling, then Iβm sitting at the stool with him in the room and I feel all this pressure. Finished my exam and note quickly and stood up. As Iβm leaving the room with my butt clenched I feel like Iβm going to explode and every time I take a step a little fart slips out that sound like a quiet duck quack when theyβre just walking around. I have to walk 50 feet to the bathroom, past other patients and coworkersβ¦quack, quack, quack. Finally make it and explode! The smell is hellacious. Never again. I told my wife to never let me ever forget.
Tl;dr Had White Castle against my wifeβs protestations, had duck farts while at work this morning.
Hey, I (39M) have been playing D&D for 25 years (2e, 3e, 5e). Iβve just moved to the area from London and am looking for a new face-to- face D&D group. Happy to DM or play.
