So, I was debating this guy about world peace, and he argued that whirled peas sound disgusting!

I think that's called an ad homonym attack.

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Just found it
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Finally achieved world peas
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📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Do I even need a caption for this one? 🤔
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My mom refuses to make peas anymore with dinner

Every time she does my dad dumps a bunch on the table and says "oh no I've peed on the table!"

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My husband got me with something so groanworthy that it physically hurt.

Husband: "Are you going to finish your peas?"

Me: "No, they're mushy. Eugh. Fine. I'll eat them."

Husband: "Thank you for giving peas a chance"

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While blending home cooked baby food for my 5 month old this morning I turned to my wife and said,

“I’ve done it! I’ve accomplished whirled peas!”

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And dad does it again

When cleaning up after dinner I'm putting the peas in a container and I hear:

Dad: You know what? You should put those in a blender. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have a solution for whirled peas...

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