Iron Bowl humor

Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned? A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A? A: A visitor!

Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common? A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

Q: How do you make Alabama cookies? A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.

Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl? A: The rest will have to dress themselves.

Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums. A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs? A: Drool.

War Eagle!!!

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My wife and I told my 93 year old grandpa that we were going to have a baby!

He said, "Congratulations, I hope it's a boy or a girl!"

Quick as a whip until the day he died.

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I have a dryer sense of humor...

It's right next to my washer sense of humor.

Background: explaining a dumb joke to a girl and it got awkward and I just tried to make it go away by saying "I have a dryer sense of humor", then immediately saw my opportunity and whipped out "It's right next to my washer sense of humor." We laughed.

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