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When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I went in to hospital for a routine operation and was furious when I woke up to find the surgeon had given me a lobotomy

I can tell you, he sure got a piece of my mind.

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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I don't know what I ate lastnight, but when I woke up, I crapped out a sparkwheel, a valve, a spring, and a piece of flint.

Afterwards, I felt a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/iMakeCrap
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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First thing I saw today when I woke up 😐
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👤︎ u/V_o_r_t_X
📅︎ May 04 2020
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When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side

To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.

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👤︎ u/NHl20-Fan
📅︎ May 22 2020
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When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked when the doctors told me I broke all my fingers.

It was hard to grasp.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out when I noticed all the blankets on my bed were missing.

I was scared sheetless.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I put my phone under my pillow last night and went to sleep. When I woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place

Damn that Bluetooth Fairy

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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When I woke up this morning I felt numb...

And when I looked at the digits of my phone

showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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It was a little brisk outside this morning when I woke up

Which is a shame because I really prefer Lipton to Brisk.

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👤︎ u/MainSoftwareBug
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I jumped out of bed when I heard a godawful sound as I woke up this morning.

It was alarming.

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👤︎ u/saynotopunx
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Did I ever tell you the story of when I woke up covered in tortillas?

I had been keeping it under wraps

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👤︎ u/IAMATyrannosaurusAMA
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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Left the PC on all night, when I woke up it was freezing

Turns out I left all the Windows open

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👤︎ u/theferrolgamer
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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I woke my wife up when i farted this morning

It was alarming.

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👤︎ u/Downwardterror
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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Last night I met a girl and said urinate. But when I woke up it turns out...

I metaphor.

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👤︎ u/neuroghost
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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My dad got me right when I woke up. . .

Dad: Did you hear about the guy who mugged a midget?

Me: No. (Groan incoming)

Dad: Well, he really stooped low!

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👤︎ u/theoden17
📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked to find out that I had broken all my fingers.

That was hard to grasp.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked to find out that all my fingers were broken.

It was hard to grasp.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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I fell asleep with my phone under the pillow last night and when I woke up, it was gone and there was a dollar bill in its place...

Must have been the Bluetooth fairy!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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