What do you call Mary Poppins when she feeds the birds?

...Mary Tuppence.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What did Mary Poppins sing to a diabetic child?

β€œJust a spoonful of medicine makes the sugar go downβ™ͺ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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Cross-cultural Dad joked my co-workers...

My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?

Groans and laughs were had by all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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